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week 12: Fortunes: tellings and reversals [Nov. 26th, 2009|04:48 am]
[Pretty... | chillin']
[Oh hey, listen to |oceanside - the decemberists]

Fortune is defined as "chance or luck as an external, arbitrary force affecting human affairs"
Impatience leads people to use ways in which they believe they are foreseeing their future in anticipation of both fortunes and misfortunes
Many people don't believe in it, but on the other hand many people do,
Perhaps this week's events will help you determine which team you're on...

MONDAY
statistics class for F. and J.S.,
F. really needs to step it up if she wants it to happen
after class, lunch starring F., A.G., and B.R.
then by chance, A.S. coming to sit with them (before he was "the awkward kid looking around for friends")
while doing laundry and studying for tomorrow's pathophysiology exam,
F. hears the pregamed buzzed college kids out on the green watching the meteor shower
wishing on a shooting star by the way, is a common way of attempting to bring a desired fortune to one's life
i wonder what everyone wished for...

TUESDAY
despite her 530 am bedtime, F.'s up for her 8 am with a large starbucks cawf, hazelnut with skim milk and 2 sweet and lows
professor is pretty chill today, letting them all out so that they could all sit in trabant and eat their burger studio baceggeesuits in peace
that pathophysiology exam was killer in the sense that it seemed suspiciously very easy...
too bad F. didnt bring ramses III her talisman for good luck
dinner starring betty&veronica as usual,
and F.'s off to dreamland so early into the evening

WEDNESDAY
F. convinces B.L. to think that the stat professor is really a character in the second season of flight of the conchords
yes, she is totally the femodent corporate businesswoman
F., J.S., and A.B. go off to do some housing stuff for next year,
then dinner at pencader for J.S., A.B., A.B. and F.
F.'s new hairstyle keeps B.S. from recognizing her, A.S. had to say hello first
J.L., A.K., C.T. also dining nearby, same table as M.T., R.T. and co.
F. runs out, only to take the bus from christiana commons to the field house to perkins (to pick up M.H.) back around to christiana (to pick up A.B.)
looks like the basketball team has had a run of some bad luck because they are just not beating bucknell, nor did they temple a few nights ago
later that night, F. and M.K. spotted at east end cafe
bad fortune or nerves? F. gives the bouncer her hand, instead of the id, it wasnt worth it anyway dear
overall, F. counted 8 woolen hats, 14 plaid, 10 stripes, and 7 scarves, oh yes, it is quite hipster in there
making friends with a boy A. who works at apple and is looking for his friend apparently, oh F.
chylde plays first (M.K.'s brother's ex collaborated with this buffalo band, how coincidental), diego paula gives off a bassa nova astrud-gilberto with a twist beat, and F. and M. leave before american buffalo due to F.'s impending paper due date (tomorrow)
a run to club morris to print things out, good job dear, now if only you didnt use up all your dollar bills at east end cafe

THURSDAY
bad luck: human physiology exam and lifespan development really takes a toll on all them
good luck: with as much skill as someone on best buy's geek squad, F. figures out how to make the printer work to scan her card over, success!

FRIDAY
M.K.'s met the golden boy, but really she was just after that study candy
at trabant, F. changes it up with a grecco romanetta (no balaclava sadly enough),
at pencader for dinner, F., D.S., J.S., and A.B. thought they were the ladies from sex and the city
talking about the boys and F. sounding off that she thinks that every guy should give a blowjob at least once in their life so that they could better appreciate head, needless to say, boys around them turn their heads in horror
R.B. apparently heard through the grapevine of F.'s dorming locations for the year, creepy? maybe
for pregaming, its just a bit early but T.W. and B.L. are in the mood, so it was a christmas themed pregaming in their room,
complete with fake snow, baby christmas tree, santa hats, and snowmen
at wilbur, F. and A.B. try to start the party downstairs in the basement, but it doesnt work, oh well theyre charging girls for cups anyway
so theyre off to cucina (or to A.B., cuccini) to meet up with A.A. who apparently knows all the places for tonight
B.T. waiting outside of cucina, F. reminds him that theyve met maybe 3-4 times already, and of that one time she found him laying on the floor of his living room listening to the beatles
off at cleveland, it was an awkward and smelly party and the girls were out in less than five minutes, cool A.A.
they meet up with D.S.' friend C.E. who take them to kershaw where a D. feeds F. some beer, a lovely boy gives F. a cup, F. beats an E.F. at a beer chugging contest (embarrassing) and a pink polo shirted C. really likes picking the pong ball from the floor below F.
F. steals a card from a deck of cards in the living room, an important note for later
the crew move to north chapel where a T. hands them all cups, but since he found J.S. eating the spaghetti in the fridge, the girls had to leave
lindsay lohan takes over F.'s voice, F. waits at the corner of north chapel and main figuring out if ivy was the answer
and meets a D.M., get your guard on F., you know what happens when you meet boys at the street corner
while trying to figure out the ivy situation, D. follows her down south, and F. conference calls A.B. and B.S.
D. makes conversation, asking her about the playing card she had on her,
with F. fortunetelling and saying that since it was the jack of spades, a black (spades) man (jack) was in her near future
strangely enough, they come up to cross a street where C.E. waited across it, weird.
F. finds D.S. and J.S. at dunkin donuts with K.W. aka godric from true blood
guess whos loved by the dunkin donuts employees again? thats right, F. and D.S. walk away with ~10 chocolate glazed munchkins for free
F. arrives at B.S.' finding A.S. tired on the couch and A.K. playing with the xbox
after back massages, F. calls it a night, as B. is too asleep to cook mac n cheese with her

SATURDAY
F. wakes up with no voice, and a massage for J.L. later, it was off back down south
for brunch at russell starring betty and veronica
then working out starring A.B. and trainer F. passing along M.H.'s workout regiment
dinner at margherita's for F., M.H., and M.L., barbecue chicken pizza will never get old for b&v
after being indecisive on tonights outfit, F. and M.H. finally head out to one of the kappa alpha houses on B.R.'s invite
importantly enough, the boys were mostly made up of brand new brothers, and immediately loved betty&veronica
oh what a few months will do to those boys that will turn them into alpha phi lovers
with a benchpress machine right in the kitchen (of course),
F. and M.H. meet the boys, R.L. who happens to be from rvc and has mutual friends with F. of course, K.S. ginger but cool, B. in the red shirt smells the least bad, C. who comes in putting his arm around F. informing her that when she entered the house sparks occurred, K. in the blue is from albany, B.R. smells the worst from their activities, and they really do bench press while drinking
some sorority girls come in, thats F. and M.'s exit
off to ivy where B.S. hangs out at T.J.S.' while F. walks over to the rugby house
to find A.B. and her boy Z.R. on the couch, J.S. is between a wall and a boy, and D.R. is in the kitchen drinking a beer in a blue snuggie
dedication, as D. gets a fellow teammate to use some home improvement equipment to open the bedroom lock manually
it wouldve almost been a year since last thanksgiving break, but it looks like it was in the cards for a reunion
F.'s gotta get B.S. from T.J.S.' so its back to ivy, where F. realizes just how 1) dumb wearing shorts in november is and 2) horrible the public safety is at being there at a timely manner
i want your ugly, i want your disease, i want your everything as long as it's free, i want your love
oh F. as long as youve got it, whos not down for new things?
her icy temperature from waiting outside served a purpose, that dislocated thumb story sounded sketchy, and good thing someones in dc

SUNDAY
someone is sketchy mcsketcherson about their morning fraternity activities
no drive of fame today, is it bad to arrive at mass having gotten there via walk of fame?
F. plays a loner and eats brunch at russell all by her lonesome
then borrowing a book from club morris to take to break with her
D.R. isn't taking no for an answer, F.'s deathly ill, i guess its his funeral

see, the thing about fortunes is that its as if every event was fated to have happened
there were signs of future comings in the past,
but perhaps it is the sign's intepretation that is vital, not the sign itself
if only miss cleo was still doing her thang....
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week 11: monopoly and york: throwbacks and fast forwards [Nov. 16th, 2009|03:31 am]
[Pretty... | accomplished]
[Oh hey, listen to |tick tock - kesha]

Last week's entry was trying to be New Year's Eve: out with the old, in with the new.
So are these Newarkians toasting with champagne? Or are they stuck partying like its 1999?

MONDAY
it's F.'s turn to accomodate, someone's 21, but chooses to celebrate with the rentals, how adorable
J.S. and F., with the help of D., picks up some chasers on the way out of sharp
its one of those eat mad foods day
at bleeker street, F. and J.S. meeting up with A.G. and B.R. over chicken tortilla soup and a portabello sandwich, yum
then trabant, because mr ka pledge B.R. just has to have that protein meat in his body while F. munched on a reeses pieces rice krispy carrying on their tradition
later that night, a dinner starring b&v has F. sharing stories with J.B. with his little and G.D.,
the girls eat sushi of course, but that is nullified by M.'s present of a bag of reese's peanut butter cups

TUESDAY
F. is confused, seeing S.R. when she got her baceggeesuit at trabant, but not when she got her coffee in smith, strange

WEDNESDAY

D.S., J.S., A.B., and F. spotted having dinner at pencader in a dark corner (thanks J.)
F.'s not finishing those fries, poor J.S. still cant have the hardcore solids, S.M. eating a slice of pizza, D.K. with his boy C. (says he knows J. bc shes mad jewish), and S.R., D.K., and the rest of the crew just a few tables away from the girls, how coincidental
with a stolen mug of tea, F. heads back to campus with A.B. whos got night class, parking near the mansion

THURSDAY
looks like its naptime at physiology but not before that baceggeesuit, R.S. was a gentleman and pays for F.'s
also looks like everyone knows where theyre living next year, signing leases and whatnot
at the gym, F. and M.C. having their usual gym talks, right after M.C. comes back from the water fountain and F.'s on the apparatus apparently called the roman chair
looks like its not such complete system wipeout despite what F. said about that new generation
S.R. and F. spotted at the blue crab grill, both wanting that jambalaya, both picking out shrimp sambuca as the second choice, and F. getting the pasta (good call) and both catching up on each other (S.R.'s been sick, F.'s still got remnants of that vanessa hudgens obsession from hs, etc.)
F. introduces S.R. to anya marina's cover of T.I.'s whatever you like, he loves it
at ivy, looks like all the boys enjoy that film beerfest, because theyre all down to try the strikeout that happened that one time they all went to a high school party
the boys make fun of F.'s first baby hit (she just started again after giving it up guys, gosh)
oh well, F.'s dinner leftovers were delicious the second time around, this time tasting sweeter than it did at dinnertime, mr. greek confirms that it is in fact, feta cheese in that dish, F. also stealing a chocolate chip cookie from the boys' snack collection
S.R. tells her that shes feasting, oh if he only knew the majestic food creations that happen when F. and K. play with the mauve avenger
J. learns how to take hits with a bong called biohazard, congratulashayla to her, good thing K. taught F.
F. thought she understood football, picked blue crush as the movie to watch and everyone got on that bandwagon, and was 2 steps away from role playing
the boys start talking about the food they want in their lives at the moment, J.R. is all about the taco bell, S.R. wont stop bringing up the still-not-opened claymont steak shop, and J. keeps talking about milkshakes from robins and/or friendlys
so when the dust settled, a general consensus of milkshakes occurred and everyone minus F., G.S., and S.R. rode around for them
by the end of the night, S.R. driving C.,F., and D.K.,
F. being so sad shes getting dropped off first, because C. was a hilarious drunk making little comments and observations about the world around them

FRIDAY

a big thank you (not) to the stat professor who looks like that woman in that episode of flight of the conchords where bret and jemained worked for femodent toothpaste, that exam was mean
dinner at trabant starring F., A.B., and last but not least, K.F. visiting from york
its time to party!
F. enjoys a mocha espresso made by L.T. from the newly purchased espresso machine to be used later in the week
B., M.B., L.T. are going off to the mansion otherwise known as the ka house,
F. heads off to independence to pregame with the others,
the party room being B.L. and T.W.'s all black-light prepared and loud music-ed
sweaty T.W., B.L., and J.S. doing the super mario, D.'s sister L. is here to visit, and F. acquired some sweet tea from A.B.
its off to wrightstowne on a crowded techno bus where F. found E.L. (life after crew is awesome), P., and others
F. had no idea that wrightstowne was the same place as last year's harrington favorite, the garage, and its a monopoly party
the boys R.S., K.M., and N.A. welcome F. with open arms, letting her behind the bar immediately, and telling anecdotes of last year's F. dancing on the bar while F. hands out cups to D.,J.,A.,and A.
being that it is a monopoly party, collecting as much of the paper money was also an objective for the night
F. acquiring the $100 bills from some boys in the golf team, as well as acquiring C.L.'s with the promise that she would share the prize
too bad they never gave away that bottle of hypnotiq (that H. tried to steal btw, she got kicked out, she came back danced by the bar and got kicked out again)
F. watched the fight occur with N.A. slowly pushing the guy(s) out of the garage
in the end, finding K.M. with a golfball on his left cheek and N.A. covered in blood
its time to go,
J.S., D.S., B.L., T.W. A.B. at dunkin donuts, J. angered again that they couldnt make her eggs, A. stealing water (?) and them running away from the coppers
F., A.B. and K.F. at dunkin were a lot more cordial, as the employee suggested that they get the 6 for $3 donut special so they could all get 2 donuts each, F. adored those 2 chocolate glazed

SATURDAY
since F. is late to the little bob for betty&veronicas saturday morning workout sesh, she only gets partial credit
just a bit later, F. and M. go to the basketball game, chivalry is dead as boys stay seated on their bus seats and the boy who caught the shirt that was supposed to be F.'s doesnt offer it to her, oh well F. enjoys a hot dog nullifying the workout she just did
that evening, A.B. the pilot drives K.F. back to york, with F. in tow
the journey to york is a long, winding, and dark one, and A. claimed that none other than edward cullen flew over the car, K. talks about the demons in the radio static, and bunnies kept on crossing the road
A.B. is so excited for cracker barrel, F. loves the whole country feel to it and even shazams a song in the bathroom
A. has the chicken and dumplings, applesauce, fries, and corn, F. has the joey menu version and has grilled chicken tenders with green beans, and K.F. has the pancakes
arriving at york around 8, K.F. explains that they are already technically late to the party, as parties in york start earlier in the evening
so while they take turns showering, cruel intentions plays and F. is acquainted to M.L. or G., from suffolk (sachem) yet they have no mutual friends, weirdest thing ever, has that ever happened? 2 long island kids with no mutual friends? strange.
F. borrows K.'s top, keeps the cowboy boots on, the trio make a stop at the gas station for chasers (a guy in a car at the gas station: "dont worry i wont hit you, youre too pretty for that)
and they take the york version of the ud hen after 10, looks like were all gonna do some comparing and contrasting of the udel and york party scene...
at phi kappa psi (ud doesnt have it), the paddles all neatly placed on the wall with a deer head (points), and they play with a puppy
a passed out newly initiated T. lying on the couch, but he still falls off of it in his very much inebriated state
although the house reminded F. of kappa sigma's in its fraternity related memorabilia lying around and the dirty bathrooms, it is interesting to note that this york soiree was like the usual parties in newark in that it had beer pong in the basement but 1) was not black-lit and 2) didnt have that loud rap dance music blaring
a M.C. (worm or big worm, did i mention that york's frat members lovelovelove up their nicknames?) in a cowboy hat puts it on F.'s head
F. walks down the basement with it and like a sniper, finds her target
playing beer pong with R.G. (paris), F. only makes it into one cup for the whole game, fail, R. carries the whole team
V. (tweak), R.G., and M.C. are all down for the bar, and we all know that F. doesnt like being left behind
so she takes her id and heads down with them to murphs' study hall (on the walk there, worm: "she doesnt even go here and shes raging as hard as us" raging? is that a york thing?)
apparently, murphs' is really the only bar in york, unless you wanted to take the drive to philly for their bars and clubs murphs was really the only choice
and shes in with the cowboy hat, F. struts into the bar and heads into the back bar
york boys are gentlemen, V. buys F. a bud light, M.C. splurges on shots of patron for F. and himself, F. makes friends with the bartender T.C. (sorry F. you still cant dance on the bar) and dj dark mark (great name) so that she could request biggie's hypnotize
F. also makes friends with C. who can do a very exact wonderful impression of the guido in my new haircut("bitches love my haircut, and if they dont...fucking skanks") and C. graciously buys them both jagerbombs (of course)
and R.G. comes by to challenge F. on whos the faster drink-taker (he wins) and tells his story of why he's nicknamed paris
apparently bc he was really very blonde, blue-eyed, and has a surgeon dad,
but all F. could think about was paris latsis that rich greek shipping business heir that used to go out with paris hilton
someone bought everyone a round of tequila, and the bartenders call last call,
a D. comes up to F. and takes the cowboy hat, when F. confronts him, he blasts her with a "you know how to play the game" speech, calling her out on the free drinks from the different guys in the vicinity, burn F., burn
F. heads back with the rest of the crew to the main house, D. and F. then having a heart to heart on the incident at the bar (biddies were talking, the boys wanted her to decide, "gotta understand my position" okay D.)
D. and F. are cool, F.'s just about ready for bed, a crazy asian was apparently waiting in a guy's bedroom so F.'s off
R.G. promises her a ride home, but changes his mind
so F. makes him make her a tent to sleep in and tell her bedtime stories (read 2 couches put together in the smaller of the 2 phi psi houses)
in another part of campus, A.B.'s acquiring some pieces of flair to add to her collection, K.F.'s got her own thing going on at her dorm, and somewhere out there someones wearing the cowboy hat, perhaps alone, how sad

SUNDAY
in the morning, F. finds a T.D. in the kitchen shirtless smoking a cigarette making himself black coffee
F. also making the mistake of going barefoot to get to the bathroom, kind of like that time K. mistakenly walked out of J.'s TKE room, should she get checked for hepatitis? and who knows whats happened in that couch?
K.F.'s fave K. (blumberg after the fat blonde kid in that show recess) throws a football around, no one knows why
R.G. takes F. to big apple bagels, F. goes for an egg bagel with lite veggie cream cheese and a root beer, yes, root beer for breakfast
a boy in phi psi and some biddies who knows R.G. and were at the bar last night finds the pair and makes conclusions (looks like your gossiping from last night was in vain, girls)
york's got some serious gentlemen for serious, R. opening the car door for F. (who does that anymore?)
congratulations on getting into little run and finding your way back F, getting back to K.F.'s dorm
A.B. eats the rest of F.'s bagel and they share stories of their respective last nights
K.F., A.B. and F. congregate so that K. shares her stories, and K.'s apartment mate H. and her cousin A. invite them over
bubbler time, F. also gets more info on the mysterious R., according to H., hes 20+, is hot, but usually keeps to himself
A.B., K.F., and F. make the walk down to parma's for some lunch,
F. and her munchies ordering a personalized slice, with chicken, mushrooms, and pepperoni
A.B.'s not so sure that was a good idea,
K.F. take them to the soccer game and to see her boy F. in a suit
apparently F.'s had the whole york experience: fraternity mingling, murph's, big apple bagels, parma, soccer game
A.B. and F. take a nap in the living room listening to hawaii music and eating sour cream and onion chips to chillax
in the late afternoon, A. and F. leave york to get back to dear old newark
back in del, F. jumps into review with J.H. who lives in front of buffalo wild wings, who knew that it was a relatively good location?
then back to her dorms for L.G., D.M. and L.T.'s coffee corner for all the cookies in the world plus soy eggnog
L.T. can totally work as a starbucks barista after all the espresso machine experience
R.G. keeps F. up to date on his whereabouts, and again apologizes for the stories of last night ...

conclusion: its a mix of past and future.

fin.
till next time,

xoxo G.G.
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week 10: boys, boys, boys [Nov. 8th, 2009|07:02 pm]
[Pretty... | thoughtful]
[Oh hey, listen to |brown eyes - lady gaga]

sorry heterosexual male readers, this entry might not be for you...

but it is for the rest of us who have that fatal attraction to guys
and i think the great lady gaga and the lyrics in her song "boys boys boys" can best reflect this week's happenings, so put this song on and read on...

MONDAY

"hey there sugar baby saw you twice at the pop show,
you taste just like glitter mixed with rock and roll"

ever hear about degrassi: the new generation?
well F.'s trying to start rotation: the new generation, where its like degrassi in sometimes the old kids will come and have stories but the show focuses primarily on the new kids
and its been recruitment in statistics for the past few weeks now, slowly but surely, perhaps more on that later this month...
at trabant, A.G., B.R., and F. spotted lunching, oh how do those boys stay friends while in such different fraternities?
B.R. and F. staying way later for their usual after-lunch deep conversations thats starting to become a tradition now
F. being productive attending meetings,
later at dunkin donuts, looks like F.'s getting some freebies, literally for free
as she gets her fave chocolate glazed donuts, and a cup of munchkins on top of all that,
oh how long is that gonna last?
M.K. and F. having a late night chat about the prospective boys for the new rotation,
M. being one of the few who understand and agree with F.'s attraction to the leaner skinnier ones

TUESDAY
"i know you think you're special when we dance real crazy,
glamaphonic, electronic, disco baby"

double treat tuesdays, no 8 am AND no physiology, what a glorious day for F.
a T. strikes a conversation with her, walking away from the canceled physiology class,
he claims to have met her at another time in their lives, and remembers that that time was seeing F. dancing on top of a table at some party and that F. waved at him from above
silly T., that doesnt help F. pinpoint a weekend in her life at all
F. makes the trek to get that long awaited drug test, no worries shes prepared since the end of august for this, unfortunately enough
at the gym, M.C. finds F. in the middle of her russian twists,
inviting her to his birthday festivities this weekend, as well as to ivy for some post-drug-test celebration...
later that evening, B.G., M.K. and F. spotted in line to see the great colin powell
with F. recalling that time in spongebob squarepants when spongebob ended up in rock bottom and had to go all the way back at the end of the line for information
not only wascolin powell an amazing and charismatic speaker, but he was also hilarious,
at the end of the evening, F. sits back with the alexander cipher and reads the whole thing,
tut tut, what happened to reading for leisure purposes anymore?

WEDNESDAY
"baby is a bad boy with some retro sneakers,
let's go see the killers and make out in the bleachers"

F. arriving right on time for class, guess who's sitting next to her usual seat?
looks like those talks arent all in vain then...
at bleeker street after class, J.S. and F. doing some statistics, F. trying to play tutor
also playing tutor later to the unprepared peers at lab,
how do they not know how to prepare and mix insulin, OR how to take blood sugar levels? incompetent.
K.'s getting her book sent, thank you ups
that evening, the yankees win the world series congratulashayla yankees, being from new york it was inevitable...
celebration/un-celebration noises from main street, particularly grotto's almost sounding like that time obama won the presidential election...

THURSDAY
"we like boys in cars
buy us drink in bars
boys boys boys
with hairspray and denim"

thursdays are worse than tuesdays this week,
F. spotted snoozing in lifespan development oh no
at trabant for lunch, A.B. and F., with B.S. and A.S. just a few tables away coincidentally
A.G. acquainted to A.B., A.B. flashing back to her friend B.
at happy harrys, F. says hello to her favorite cosmetics guy J.C. he is one of the reliable guys, but coincidentally enough hes homosexual hm
F. and A. playing with facebook a bit, A. freaking that a boy F. knows knows a boy that she knows
although S.R. makes some casual plans with F. for the evening,
he takes it back while F. is at the gym doing cardio, whose loss is that?
F. was gonna call it a night and watch dracula by herself due to the recent semi-obsession with bram stoker,
but B.S. invites her over for some dorm drinking
A.K., J.L., C.T., A.L. watching entourage, then it was time for some zoolander

FRIDAY
"let's go to the party heard our buddy's the DJ
don't forget my lipstick i left it in your ashtray"

although fridays are usually chill afternoon awakenings, F. is in for a rude one forgetting about that car ride to interview
totally worth it however, dancing with an octogenarian to his version of "moonlight serenade", then watching M.A. almost get her ass slapped by the same man, to the tune of "pennies from heaven" oh boys, even the old ones still think the same
for the record however, 1940s octogenarian was a chet baker-esque looker who was probably used to the women letting him do such activities...
that evening, picking up B.S. at the towers, F. finds A.K. on the couch, good call on not going to the ER to wait with the swine flu patients
pregaming at A.B.'s, F. formally introduced to Z., D.S., A., and J.S. also in attendance
off to zbt, F. gets to the basement just in time for party in the usa so with K.F.'s blessing she took the bar and danced the rest of the song
someone steals F.T.'s hollister zipup, if F. sees it on a girl on campus she will flip
why did A.B. and F. cross the road?
to get to the irish side, of course
F. tries to say things in gaelic, it doesnt work, the german didnt either
she also falls into the tub and runs around for that zipup, stealing another one in retaliation
in addition to running around, the inevitable occurs in the basement, oh those long island roots run deep
she also finds J.C.K. waiting outside to get in, apparently hes in the frat now?
A. calls him "chase" for the evening, naturally, he loves (read hates) it
F. also finds herself in the stairwell with a K. who tells her to stay at the party and wait for him, no thank you
but who knows who saw these spectacles?
at least F.'s following through with rotation: the next generation
B.S. and F. find each other and take a stroll down ivy, B. in A.M.'s beloved hat that M.S. takes back
they enter E and find that the party's dying down, and 2 guys tell F. that J.F. is old old old, as if she didnt know
A.B. goes off to play in the emerald isle,
J.S., D.S., and A. are nowhere to be seen
F. and B.S. take the bus back to laird, but an incident with a g starring B.S. and J.G. and the techno bus driver has F. taking the bus back to the smith overpass, oh dear all because that gangster wanted to talk to F.?
miles and miles away, B.B. is having a way better night,
spotted in the VIP section of LIV above none other than curtis jackson aka 50 cent himself
oh to go to school in miami...

SATURDAY
"i'm not loose i like to party
let's get lost in your ferrari
not psychotic or dramatic
i like boys and that is that"

F. and M.K. at skidfest (the bi-annual music festival of sorts in which local bands play while everyone smokes pot and drinks energy drinks with liquor in them and/or beer)  in the afternoon, D.K. with P.L. (?) spotting them from the upstairs bathroom of one of the skidrow houses
looks like red bull gave up, liquid lightning is sponsoring it this time so the girls had to mix their jose cuervo black medallion with that
D.K. graciously lets them into the home of his friend N.R.
by the way, if that look-at-this-fucking-hipster website was a real place, N.R.'s would be it,
from the bleach blonde on some kind of drug trip, the effeminate skinny boys in flannel, the girls in the scarves, youve seen them all on latfh
the girls being distant, trying to protect their strange territory,
and it seems that the only friendly one in the bunch was of course, the openly homosexual L. who talked of adderol, the gay clubs in wilmington, and his beer funnel with a penis mouthpiece
naturally, F. wanted to be his b-f-f
back outside sipping on whiskey (they had no choice), F. and M.K. found F.'s fellow nassau county-er J.E. who had a friend D. who happened to have some a nice pack of marlboro menthols
oh did i say menthols? i meant blunts.
all rolled up and ready to go, this D. was quite generous, letting everyone from girls to 2 black guys rapping to the beat of the skidfest music take hits
a very generous man indeed, ms. i took-my-drug-test-five-days-ago was all about it,
and the new state of mind truly aided her in reaching conclusions and helped her realize what D.K. wanted her to realize in that house, despite M.K. being in denial...
F. and M.K. are starving, and head off to main street for margherita's barbecue chicken pizza and sweet and sassy's peanut butter cupcake yummmmm
when they tried to return to skidfest, the coppers were outside and it was then that they were informed that minutes ago there were fights with broken glass and stabbings, oh gosh i bet they were from deltech/townies
the hipster girls being characteristically unhostess-like, F. and M. were off to their respective dorms
F. entering her hall to hear coldplay's "clocks" being played on the piano by one J.E.
coincidentally enough, F. met him the night before, introduced to her by an inebriated G.D. who swears that J. is actually a guy that girls like how funny
this J. actually in a position thats higher up than another J., potential drama-rama? mayhaps
later that evening, F. finds herself at a house on new london where the beer line circle is way too large for it to be worth it
F.'s had enough of this, bringing along D.D. and her crew plus D.S., A., and J.S. to the zbt party a few houses away
J.E. is welcoming, hands out free cups, and its down to the blue-lit basement
apparently they played the same few songs all night
J.V. being awkward, so is J.C.K., S.M. wasnt but perhaps he doesnt remember
D.D. dealing with some business from last year
D.S. points out a boy she hookedup with last year (did she forget his name? oh well)
frustrated F. leaves with them to hillside which is apparently a dance party
wrong. not only was that a false rumor, but it was also the very place freshman year where a g fed F. jagermeister, J.C.K. started the awk, A.B. was spotted with the pole, and F. sang 'boyz in the hood' to the DJ's amazement
a strange M. who A. randomly met while she was in maryland was also there, how coincidental
apparently it was a maryland party, since K. was also from md, and his friend who all made a circle around D.S.
J.S. has some fun hitting a mattress (literally, not metaphorically) upstairs, and F. bonds with a girl on how the microwave is not telling the right time
everyones done with this soiree, and it was off back to independence where they watched kill bill, T.W. made ramen noodles (and threw the broth part out much to F.'s dismay)
F. dashes to the bus for no reason but its okay because she got to hear gossip from black girls (a very rare occurrence) from which she concluded a few statements:
- black boys really are the same as white boys in terms of treating girls, no matter what those trey songz and drake songs tell you about loving girls up
- instead of talking about different guys from different fraternities, the girls talked about the boys on the basketball team (racist sounding but also true facts)
- girl drama rama when it comes to being bitches and stealing boys
F. makes some calls on the bus, good thing too, because it wouldve been like last year
getting off at smith overpass, a fateful meeting at the corner in front of trabant, F. meets a W.B.
and is seduced to follow him with the promises of dutches and a knight's tale, silly F.

SUNDAY
"love it when you call me legs
in the morning buy me eggs
watch your heart when we're together
boys like you love me forever
"

F. gets up in the late afternoon just in time for supper with A.B. where they talked about life over the gossip girl soundtrack
then a dinner right after in pencader starring F., A., J.S., T.W., B.L., and R. (not his real name)
funnily enough, the boy in front of the group and the boy behind the group were all the ghosts of hookups past for A. and F., respectively, how coincidental
mr. football guy gets right behind and compliments on F.'s cowboy boots, oh dear.
A.B. counts the people that F. knows, B.L. and T.W. talk about getting a pet duck (like in friends) and talk about the hair in J.S.' pudding
back home, F. studies up in the quistounge, A.B. comes over because of his supposed crazy roommate who steals and ruins everything
picking up donuts and cookies at dunkin donuts, F. realizes that she is not loved there anymore, as the guys who work there stopped giving her free food, how sad
in addition, according to K., wearing letters that are not yours is not allowed, oops
still, F.'s too jaded for such exclusive propositions.

in conclusion,
lady gaga speaks the truth about boy-girl dynamics in the song in the most simplistic, raw, but still true way:

boys, boys, boys, we like boys in cars
boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars
boys, boys, boys with hairspray and denim
and boys, boys, boys, we love them, we love them

indeed.

till next week,
xoxo G.G.
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week 9: this is halloween [Nov. 1st, 2009|07:16 pm]
[Pretty... | thoughtful]
[Oh hey, listen to |the graceful ghost - william bolcom]

It seems like it was only last month that freshman year halloween occurred. In actuality, it's already time for sophomore year's. HERE, however, is a link to last year's halloween week for some comparing, contrasting, and reminiscing for all who wish to...

MONDAY

F. and M.A. spotted at nemours, checking out the swine flu patients and being shuffled around,
doing odd tasks such as retrieving gauze and holding babies down for shots
hey, 12 hour shifts are gonna be totally routine and normal, might as well get used to them now
the pair didnt get that far however, and it was only 7pm-2am
note: coffee is a definite must in life

TUESDAY
with last night's activities, we all know that F. is extra disliking tuesday morning
after classes, a fun caffeine fueled time at the gym,
D.S. doesnt like the townies that hang out in front of wawa so F. comes along for some italian wedding soup
did you know....
italian wedding got its name from the "marriage" (union) of meat and vegetables in the concoction, true story

WEDNESDAY
after classes,
A.B. plays trophy housewife up at the towers and makes F. and D.S. a legit dinner, oven baked chicken, mashed potatoes, and corn
after dinner, the trio spotted grabbing dessert down at the mart in the form of ice cream sandwiches,
F. being acquainted to one T.W., B.L.'s roomie
back upstairs, while working on F.'s halloween costumes, A. and F. watching disney's sleeper-hit and cult-classic and overall fave of all those nostalgic college students, hocus pocus
after, a drive down to main street as A.B. is craving some dunkin donuts pumpkin spice latte, F. gets chocolate munchkins for free
but really, for free. and with the close proximity of dd from her dorm, it seems that this can be an amazing example of commensalism in her life

THURSDAY
despite the 2 hours of sleep she got the night before, F. goes on with an exam in lifespan development, puts the finishing touches on her halloween costumes, works out at the gym, and has dinner with M.H., L.M., J.O., and S.
oh, the wonders of coffee
spotted on the north green, F. carrying a purple vacuum cleaner out of sypherd and into brown, how strange
after a nap, F. wakes up and realizes that 1) its midnight and 2) the yankees won the night's game
the latter being the more important realization
while the world is out because 1) its homecoming week and all the frats and sororities are wide awake, and 2) its thursday night,
F. opts for a quiet night in bed with dracula the un-dead by dacre stoker (sequel to the original classic) shhhhhh, not only is that a secret, but staying in on a thursday night is also very much a first for the year
despite already being curled up in bed with a book, this doesnt stop boys from trying to replace said literary work with themselves...

FRIDAY
K. is in newark! making the journey all alone with nancy the tomtom gps and her volvie prometheus
a dinnerdate starring K. and F. just like old times, but at deer park tavern
after seeing F.'s nook and other parts of the dormitory, they get ready and showered for halloween activities
K. as sexy cadet, F., as K. named it, "the future" in her gold leggings, gold tube top, gold wrist/arm bands, and glowstick guns
downstairs, K. and F. at C.B.'s for some pregaming
C. and K. hitting it off with their music tastes,
K. and F. taking shots, not allowing any of the people that take the shots with them to have chasers, claiming that thats how long islanders roll
going up north to meet up with A.B.&J.S. (dark and light angel, respectively), D.S. (soldier woman), B.L.&T.W. (hawaiian luau dancers), A.B. (cat or something)
to go down to main street for some parties
after a K.A.F. detour somewhere near cereal bowl where they met a drug dealer (important for later),
it was off to an apartment near pita pit
F. makes friends with mr. some-kind-of-potato-chips who claims hes 0 g trans fat, no way jose still not eating you dear
still, F. gets mr. chips to let her dance on top of the living room table despite it having a creaky sketchy leg,
it didnt matter because empire state of mind came on and she loved it, A.B. the cat was not allowed up there even when she tried
as A.B., J.S., D.S. and the crew pregamed with tequila earlier that evening, some of them were not so much in the partying mood anymore
D.S. spotted laying in a random bed while B.L. takes care of her,
meanwhile in the same bedroom, mad people wait in line for the bathroom, the drunken girl who threw up in the bathroom finally exits, then tries to leave the bedroom via the closet doors
K. pays the $5 all-you-can-drink thing and explains to F. that this is a great deal compared to the long island bars
F. is man-handled, silly man, dont you know that K. and F. always get the last laugh? well they were spotted lol-ing all the way outside
also out on the porch, D.'s throwing up, K. and A.B. smokin a roach from some girl, the guy in the KEG fat sorority girl hangs around awkwardly just like the real thing, mr. twister graduate talks to F. about how hes from nyu and therefore has an impeccable radar,
guess what he thinks B.L. is...
K.W. (waldo), A. (pirate), and J. (hansel, hes so hot right now, hansel) come to hangout
they end up leaving because everyone wants to smoke up
so what is one to do when the drug connections are all out/not answering and you need to buy weed?
go down main street yelling "WEED! POT! MARRY-JEW-AH-NUH!" of course
the calls totally work because a drug car is waiting right outside of bloom selling and giving out samples
M.K. as lady gaga spotted on main street on the way home, F. thinks its cool to yell the lyrics of paparazzi across the street
in the brown quistounge, A.'s checked something off her list of things to do in life,
while A. and K. were chatty cathys, F. munched on kettle corn,
A. eventually walks home in F.'s stockholm shirt, long beach gym shorts, and flip flops, so a walk of shame but not really

SATURDAY
K. isnt used to the mornings,
F. and M. head down south with B.D. to do some tailgating on this lovely (but not really) raining homecoming day
it takes a bit of time to find someone they knew, as all the boys in the frats had their own little thing, and there are some rude little boys that dont like to send out invitations
R. and his white pickup truck comes in the clutch and not only does he feed the trio cans and cans of beers,
he also plays party in the usa and F. and a graduate student named J. have a double team dance that looks like they choreographed it together
F. shares the wealth with A.A. and D.G. and some random guy who looked desperate
M. who hasnt drank in who knows how long, is 4 beers deep in a short span of time and it looks like her tongue gets a little loose,
telling A.G. that she doesnt date guys that arent bigger than brady quinn (oooh no, B.R. isnt)
T.J.S. spotted with some biddies, apparently his halloween costume later that night was going to consist of a temporarily graffiti-ed phillies gear outfit made to yankees, did i mention that the phillies gear was his apartment mate J.G.'s real clothes?
also spotted was the guy with the baby and the sunglasses in the hangover (best halloween costume ever) and the teletubbies
T.F. talks about how he passes by the popo with beer in his hand, lucky
walking back home, F. passes out next to K. and wakes up later for lunch at trabant
F. introduces K. to burger studio and K. recalls a burger party at the outback that was similar to it
later, dinner at the outback with K.'s discount, bloomin onions, chocolate thunder from down under, sauteed mushrooms galore
sadly, K. leaves shortly after due to a little thing called the new york marathon closing off all the bridges the next day
that evening, F. plays as the little mermaid and M.H. is a sexy ref , how appropriate
downstairs, C.B. shares the wealth and lets them have everything from malibu to burnetts to jagerbombs wow those havent happened since long island
F. and M. make their way east when they meet the likes of lil wayne, get hollered at by people outside of klondike kates, etc.
arriving at pike, M. requests biggie of course, F. makes friends with an M. (soccer player), N. (gorilla?), and gives the little freshman girls access to the handle of gross cheap vodka behind the bar, including that girl she and M. walked home that one time
J.F. gives F. permission to dance on the high surfaces in the basement, F. picks the washing machine, pictures were taken by cameras down on the dancefloor, oh
then, a long long long long long walk down to west park place to a baseball party that E.G. invited M.H. to
biggest mistake ever, as it was a tedious cold rainy muddy trek to the bowels of newark, and for no reason
at least F. got to watch some of the world series game for the night (again, yankees ruled) and F. got to dance on the table to miley cyrus
seriously, in the future, if anyone wants to be nostalgic and reminisce back to 2009 fall semester, listen to: jay-z's empire state of mind, miley cyrus' party in the usa, and david guetta's sexy bitch and you'll be directly transported to this current time period
an angry F. walks away before she starts yelling, they get to kappa sigma, no tickets needed oh yeah
down in the basement, F. finds J.squared as guido-squared, J.D. giving her a warm welcome and saying that he misses her, totally not her fault J.D.
J.C.K. on the other hand, is a very convincing guido and is awkward with his phone, F. asks him if he wants his dark gray banana republic basic tee back, too bad hes not getting it back either way
the lights go on and everyones gotta get back up,
betty and veronica call it a night, forreal,
T.B. and C.J. sitting outside the girls bathroom, its okay apparently B. and S. are quite inebriated yet are coherent enough to want to shower before they go to bed, E. tries to take care of them...

have you been keeping track of who's dressed up as who? because here are some stories to figure out:
~ whats faster, driving around, or swimming around? well curve counts as a liquid, and so do jagerbombs and muscle milk
~ theres only two types of people in the world. the ones that entertain, and the ones that observe. therefore, the outfit just does not match you dear
~ some terrorists from the middle east are known as "sleepers" and will be inactive for a period of time in order to establish a secure position and therefore attack from a greater more hurtful angle. are these tactics being utilized?
~ some girls this weekend could have just gone straight to bed from partying in those outfits. at least put some animal ears on to make your lingerie look a bit less trashy
~ ariel is sad, she didnt realize she wasnt the only merperson in the whole ocean
~ are 34914102914 cowgirls really that necessary? besides some meatheads, the cattle is not nearly enough for all of them to be able to use their lassos
~ old greg and the lone wolf need to win prizes
~ did the roomies get lei'd tonight? alohas werent necessary for the female counterparts
~ that pokemon has yet to evolve, can we get a thunder stone please?
~ the first mate of the flying dutchman wants to catch the siren, doesnt he know his ship's just gonna run aground?
~ children's book characters seem to have naive children's set of morals, "not cool"? round glasses and thick stripes arent that awesome either
~ in sports, referees are there to blow the whistle when they see rule violations. the music might have been too loud to hear it...
~ desperation isnt exuding off that nude bodysuit or anything. at least those hickeys are gone.
~ lumberjacks are probably quite lonely off in their log cabins in the cold winter nights, no wonder they go crazy in the warm tropical weather

...happily/sadly enough, this doesnt happen every weekend

see ya next week,

xoxo G.G.

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week 8: primary versus secondary documents: how 5th grade can help [Oct. 25th, 2009|10:19 pm]
[Pretty... | youre all off the rotation]
[Oh hey, listen to |young frankenstein: a transylvanian lullaby - john morris]

Unless you didnt pass that 5th grade social studies regents exam, it is safe to say that you are familiar with primary and secondary documents. just as a refresher, it is taught that primary documents are defined as the original material, works that have not been interpreted by anyone BUT the original creator of the document, with examples including diaries, letters, interviews, autobiographies, etc. secondary documents however, are the interpretations of these primary documents, which include textbook articles and scholarly articles about past historic events.
In the real world however, primary versus secondary can be used in a different way. there's a primary source, in the case of first-hand observations of certain occurrences, whether it be visual (seeing something happen), or literally hearing a conversation and gathering information that way. secondary sources however, is a bit finer of a line than the documents version. the best example of a secondary source is the classic "he-said,she-said" deal. you hear a story about someone from another someone, and besides that, these secondary sources can technically be tertiary, quaternary, etc. (she said that she said that he said that...etc.) and this week, dear readers, is chockful of examples that could count as a mini 5th-grade-social-studies-regents-exam flashback. so lets play:

WEDNESDAY
outside t-licious, F. and R.K. hard at work (really hardly working) sipping on bubble teas
theyre supposed to be studying for the next day's physiology exam, but the conversation somehow turned towards boys
not only did they realize that they had the common R.M. on their list, a strange but definitely different connection to C.L., but F. figures out that R.K. knew who person #2 was all along
on person #2, R.K. recalls that 'he was obsessed with A.'s roommate' and 'went after everything that didnt have a penis'
those are strong strong words, so time out. dear fake-5th-graders.primary or secondary?
i think we all know that this is in fact, a secondary source,
and what way to support or debunk it but by finding a primary source to match it, so more on that later in the week...
that evening, F. and the roomie Y.K. bond over some recently bought bacardi gold and homicide wings delivered from wings to go,
yes, homicide wings
never again. for both items. and thats a primary source.

THURSDAY
the show must go on, despite what decisions were made the night before,
and F. is stuck with her 8 am nursing class where theyre learning about the proper way to show you feel bad about someone dying
at burger studio, F. and R.K. for some baceggeesecuit (bacon egg cheese biscuit, for all of you who are unfamiliar with the little pieces of heaven being sold in trabant)
before human physiology, F. and S.R. meet up for their usual smith-hall-food-court-pretzel-and-coffee-meetup-before-930s,
where F. plays journalist and attempts to get that primary source, asking about S.' last year viewpoints on life
he doesnt understand, and attempts to play journalist himself, but its 930 and theyre both out of time
at noon, F. and M.A. are off to collect information from some who have lived quadruple fold more years than they have
from the cute little old couple to the two dear sisters, its obvious that this is a primary source
later that afternoon, J.F. finds F. down main for the 2nd time in the month, introducing her to R.B. and gets called out by F. on her writing his thesis paper last semester
after a shower and a well-deserved nap, F. and A.N.B. spotted at the outback
thats right, the outback
F. of course takes on the joey menu chicken on the barbie and sauteed mushrooms,
A.N.B. with a sirloin and shrimp combo
later that night, F. and A.N.B. continue on with their date with some burnett's sweet tea, iced tea, and jawbreaker, an amazing film from the 90s
F. then goes up 6 floors to hangout with D.K. who she tries to teach supersmash bros to, but as yoshi he fails
oh well, M.T. comes back and they talk about the rescuers (the first and the second) due to a drawing of madame medusa herself magneted on the fridge
D.K. smokes marlboro menthols, isnt that the girly cigarette according to the talk that F., K., and T.T. had a few weekends ago on what-does-your-cigarette-choice-say-about-you? (primary source even though it was a long time ago)
back down with A.N.B. they watched the rest of jawbreaker and after talks, F. sleeps over bc she scares herself reading about the night stalker (secondary source courtesy of cnn twitter)

FRIDAY
with only one class that day, F. is loving it
for evening activites, F. goes over to E.R.'s dorm and meets her roommate A. and finds A.N.B. and E.R. playing the sex and the city trivia game with some svedka
sounds dead tonight, but M.T.'s tipoff leads them all to prospect where it sounds like the keg is kicked
but hey guess who deebo-ed a natty light 10 seconds into being there?
F.'s sipping away, spots J.L. with some biddies, E.R. finds her boy D. who hooks up with her and then runs away, A. is almost sure shes a frosh magnet because that boy M. with the voddie in a red cup with nothing else was totes a freshie
finding E.R. was most important, so theyre off to find her sitting on a couch outside, and its time to take her home
F. wants to see whats going on in ivy so off they went
as A. and F. made their way to ivy k, someone calls F., and its none other than D.K. in a green plaid shirt (whatthefuck) with his friends-from-home
D. assures F. that S.R. is too too inebriated, F. keeps walking
in the suite, F. is confused as no one is home, besides D.L. in bed with his gf, oops.
J.R. catches F. and A. in the bathroom, double oops
S.R. finally comes over, and A. is the journalist in this one, getting that primary info stat
A.'s roommate is from home, S.R. is distraught at this misinformation, looks like we've got that cleared out and falsified
J.R. misses the gf, other J. is awk, and S.R. is too crunkards to remember names so
some misunderstandings later, A. took the bus home but it looks like F. is staying

SATURDAY
walk of fame in the afternoon, F. for the first time this year, misses a saturday morning with trainer betty sesh
after brunch, F. passes out and naps till the early evening
a rainy walk to the little bob F. finds that B.R. is waiting out in the gym lobby while A.G. gets his student id
looks like theyre all going to workout together
while F. is on the elliptical watching the miami v clemson game (sorry miami) and listening to britney spears and pitbull, A.G. and B.R. check out her ass from the machines behind the ellipticals awesome guys
F. gets out way after the boys, and cleans up before its party time
betty&veronica funtime at ivy f with the kappa sig boys including J.D., A.G., B.L., P.S.
F. sadly loses both pong games against the majestic team that is team J.D.&B.L.,
but its okay because she got to eat dunkaroos, chocolate chip flavored cookies with the chocolate dip, to be exact
while theyre all off to kappa sig, b&v meet up with B.S. whos come from the bus and 7-11 for cigs
and A. lets them into her home in ivy a, and despite her generosity, can we say awk?
the party already filled for the biddie quota for those boys, F.'s graciously greeted all her acquaintances but is certainly not staying for the show,
when biddies in question need to rack up those points before they can even consider being on her true level
so it was off to wollaston with the addition of A.B., A.M., and E.R.
too bad A.M. and E.R. never made it to the party,
waiting outside was S.M. what a great long island reunion surprise!
downstairs was K.F. who seems to have forgotten that hes been trying to bring F. over there since last week,
hello to C.W. and N.M. the adorable couple, G.D. doesnt remember that he saw F. and M.,
F. greets D.L. with a patting of the boobies, and F. makes S.M. take a photo of her and winston churchill loading a gun oh yeah
S.M. is sorta drunkards btw, and the boys of zbt are kinda done with the party scene and are ready for some d.p. dough
so it was back to ivy where A. and F. enjoy to pick up B.S. from the party of no-way-is-F.-staying
B.S., F., A.B. take a bus home, while M.H. opts for the walk home with B.R.
at B.'s its round two (or three? or four?) as B.S.' suite is filled up with some guests
C.T. and A.K. are in the living room to begin with, along with a disheveled looking futon,
J.L. arrives from his fighting match day at baltimore and attempts to catch up with all of them,
a sweaty A.S. comes back from cleve,
D.D., M.K., L.B., and L.'s friend from home P.M. also stop by
while F. eats all the boys' candy, L.B. and B.S. have top secret convos in the bedroom, D.D. cuddles with A.S., F. makes P.M. promise he wont tell anyone about her halloween costume, B.S. tells the story about the finger-smelling bouncers at the crush party, and F. freaks out because D.K texts her saying "lets party"
sorry guys, trick-or-treating isnt till next weekend...
F. and B.S. of course have to be on their own food network show and decide to make their usual mac and cheese, but this time choosing the high school musical shapes, and adding whole wheat pancakes
F. gets it so that 1) the macaroni cooks all the way and 2) just the right amount of milk(water, they ran out of milk) was added so it wouldnt be liquid-y, a mishap occurs which ends in death by stove top and a funeral for one of B.S.' blue bowls
the bowl looked like a backwards yamaca apparently, and many photos were taken as evidence (primary source kiddies)
at least the pancakes were made without any errors, despite F. using no measuring cups
probably because shes had practice at L.S./T.T./D.S.'s kitchen during the summer
J.L. is upset over the cooking and the broken cabo shotglass,
F. and B. watch the golden girls to bed

SUNDAY
and its a beautiful sunday morning
thanks to A.S.' little, newark deli&bagel gets delivered to the suite, looks like theyre living the good life, but only after ketchup was borrowed from next door
F. enjoys her baceggeese on an egg bagel and walks of fame back south with B.S. and A.S.
B.S. unfurling information about C.K. and A.M. from the night before bc it pertained to a story he was telling A.S.
yes, she is a ho
F. meets up with M.S. who was tutoring a D. for chemistry (not too competently) upstairs of trabant for some trick or treating
a shower later, F. runs some errands with A.N.B. and J.S.
joann's for more halloween things, five and below for strange items, and super fresh for groceries
where F. and J.S. got hummus, F. and A. got kettle corn, A. plays happy homemaker buying raw chicken, garlic powder, cooking oil, etc.
a car ride around newark, theyre repping new york as they jammed out to empire state of mind
later that evening, F. spotted at club morris to hang a bit with M.K.
club morris by the way, containing billions of primary AND secondary sources and documents
but for something that holds a plethora of information, the children are more concerned with the work that they have brought
has the real purpose of club morris disintegrated? no one really borrows books anymore
except for F., who borrows the alexander cipher and dracula: the undead by dacre stoker (getting into the halloween mood)
lets just say she hid those books from the others in russell
at dinner, F. deebos some chicken nuggets, M.H. and her salads, and J.O. talks about her halloween plans with her future husband M.L.
they should totally be a superhero pair for halloween
betty&veronica having their own respective epiphanies, all without help from marijuana, both concerning boys
b.'s gonna let go, v.'s gonna follow M.K.-ism, we'll see how that goes just in time for halloween

speaking of halloween, its finally next weekend
stories? hopefully times 666
apologies for the pun,

till next time,
xoxo G.G.
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week 7: you think you know, but you have no idea... [Oct. 19th, 2009|03:40 pm]
[Pretty... |study candy!]
[Oh hey, listen to |le tombeau de claude debussy]

Sherlock Holmes, one of the greatest detectives in the (fictional) world, is famous for having solved many mysteries using deductive reasoning. Deductive reasoning calls for a general to specific stance, knowing one universal thing will allow for assumptions on more individual and particular situations.
However, if Sherlock Holmes lived in Newark, Delaware, he would probably lose confidence in his detective skills, as deductive reasoning would not have worked in many of this week's situations.
Below are some occurrences of the week that would perplex Mr. Holmes himself

MONDAY
nothing to report, the good stuff happens on the weekends anyway

TUESDAY
and it is the death day, and with only 5 hours of sleep, F. attends her classes like a scary looking human such as the one in 'the man with the twisted lip' an early sherlock holmes adventure
however, after some coffee in smith hall, F. was later spotted at the little bob, working away on the elliptical, reading glamour, running the treadmill, doing work,etc.
must be the cawf

WEDNESDAY

F.'s heading south this morning, way south, all the way south,
it it was 1916, perhaps she would have gotten arrested...
at bleeker street, S.M. and F. spotted talking about studycandy and catching up
at a conference in mcdowell, it looks like the girls are gonna be hanging out in the ER from 7 pm-2 am oh the joy
perhaps it will be interesting? the hospital version of that scary movie record? we'll all have to wait and see
dinner at pencader, F. remeets J.S. and his friend J.K. while spending some quality time with A.B., J.S., and D.S. doing the 'jackie and debra' video as the night goes on
later that night, apple pie in the basement that B.G. and C.C. were making
another going-against-deduction,
would a fraternity guy talk badly about the whole greek system? well not badly, but explicitly observes and states the different stereotypes:
"like honestly most guys in pike that i know are just stoners that dont give a fuck"
"SAE equals short stocky funny guys who wear flat brims"
"kappa sig is gay druggies, like literally gay, and druggies as in, like to do drugs"
"sigma chi is known as preppy and gay like too into themselves"
"and ka is known as asshole deuchebags that workout a lot"
"aepi is scrawny jewish guys"
"kdr = creepy"
"pi kapp = not cool, they try too hard"
can we get an ooo shit/buuuuurn to all the fraternities?

THURSDAY
after classes, F. and M.H. spotted at a kiosk talking about the different possible halloween costumes as well as dumb boys
at the little bob, D.H. works away on his muscles that will never be as big as T.J.S.' according to B.S. of course
after dinny for betty and veronica, v. was spotted down perkins playing billiards and rock band by herself to pass the time
when A.B., D.S., B.L. show up it was off to see "the circus" a show of little skits and some dance numbers such as britney spears and chicago songs that F. knew
J.S. plays annabelle, a slutty girl who runs away with her fiance's guardian angel, oh J.
after, it was off to A.B. and D.S. where F. tried on their clothes finally settling on D.S.' gray top
while A.B. goes off to N.F.'s the football guy's home of r&b soulful music and fun, the rest went off to annabelle
at the cast party, F. met the acquaintance of S.O., S. of nutrition class, A., A., and an M. wearing eyeliner and went to high school with the famous J.C. who b&v love love love every saturday morning
F. enjoys an italian soda, ginger ale and vanilla burnetts and M. loves it up
K.B. gets to rate F.'s ass, an 8.5, and being a black guy, that is saying something
then it was off to haines for a frisbee party where T.M., N.W., and Z. were there playing nemesis
F. finally gets acquainted with Z., aka ash ketchum, get ready for the endless pokemon references in that friendship...
S.K. a freshman talks about the longisland life,
J. spotted supplying everyone with a seemingly endless supply of beer, sort of like his namesake jesus but instead of loaves and fishes it was natty in a keg
his brother moses, who is really A., was called out by F. as having that name
Z. acquires F.'s number while A. is behind F. oh nooo at the triangle
at dunkin donuts later that night, J.S. freaking out bc the omelet machine was being cleaned, J.A. ate a bbq dp dough (F. was tres jealous)
back home, F. gets a visit from T.M. who besides other things, wanted to see the quistounge and take a shower

FRIDAY
with no classes, the children were free to do whatever they wanted
brunch starring betty and veronica,
A.B. and F. spotted at joanne's fabrics good thing A. is a fashion major, helping F. with her fabrics
at starbucks, a coffee date where they were eyeing guys and playing with their respective lip glosses
later that night, F.'s off to the courtyards with M.H. for a K.'s 22nd birthday
F. learning how to play get the fuck out and making M. lose, but drinking her beer, how counterproductive
then a run to the bus to get B.S. from the towers and convene with J.S. and A.B.
off to wilbur, this is where deductive reasoning comes in
A.L.'s gf is apparently in a violent mood towards F. for last time's A. touching, no matter how platonic it was, and A. promptly kicks F. out of the party,
oh also bc a sex offender was in the house
A.L. of course apologizes via text, but doesnt want it to seem that way
an angry B.S. of course says fuck you and leaves with F.
as the gf does zumba for exercise while F. has trainer B. whipping her into shape, i think we all know who wouldve won that potential catfight
a stop at the cast party doesnt help B.'s mood, since he has to watch a homosexual man do some britney spears dances
at ivy, F. using the deductive reasoning of A. being a relatively timid guy, thinks she knows what A.M.'s gonna say when she asks about their status, but she is totally wrong
looks like someone is off the rotation, and is following other boys' advice
a heart to heart with T.J.S. in B1, F. realizes that boys dont really tell each other things,
oh well, back to the towers for sleepytime and golden girls

SATURDAY
betty and veronica the earliest ever at the little bob, and on main street
dinner at margheritas for some bbq chicken slices of course,
and later hanging in M.H.'s room reading some cosmopolitan when P. knocks on the door for some questionable activity while F. dies laughing
F. was about to call it a night when B. calls her up north
at the suite, A.S. and N.B. are coming from a greek party when A. talks of the wonders of the wonderful little item that made K. at one time tell F. that she saw colors that didnt exist and beautiful african drums
while N.B. is on the phone eating dp dough with the bf, B.S. and F. play a drinking game with the golden girls, F. picking blanche and B. picking sophia, B. wins, or loses, one of them

SUNDAY
F. is off back home after doing the boys' dishes and cleaning up a bit,
J.M. apparently had a successful night
later that night, K.F. talks to F. trying for some late night 'tv watching' on a sunday night as he liked to put it
there is a waiting list to get into the rotation, K., perhaps after a conference with M.S. we shall see

2 weeks before halloween and homecoming...

xoxo G.G.

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week 6: yeaaaaaaaaaah, it's a party in the usa [Oct. 12th, 2009|06:53 pm]
[Pretty... | freezing already ugh]
[Oh hey, listen to |dreams-come-true-girl by cass mccombs]

dearest readers,
this week is a perfect example of just how varying different social functions can be
from the small, intimate, private soirees between two or few, to the huge, raging, poppin' everyone's-on-the-guest list bashes,
here's a breakdown of the former, the latter, and everything in between...

MONDAY
do classes count as parties? well, definitely not F.'s statistics class,
50 minutes is not even enough time to sip that spiked coffee casually and calmly
later that night, F. and M.H spotted partying it up with little children, literally,
at emmaus house playing with the kids getting their faces painted
oh to be young and having your face become a fish be considered a party...

TUESDAY
cant party in class?
then have a rendezvous with a bagel from newark deli&bagel, its almost a party (in your mouth)
after review class and pathophysiology, respectively, S.R. and F. spotted at trabant having dinner, spaghetti made by D. and sushi, also respectively
later into the night, F. spotted way up north at thomas mckean with M.K., visiting a certain M.S. about some candy
after some catching up, cake boss, his girlfriend, and his roommate S. coming in,
F. and M.K. went back down south to F.'s room to listen to "drugs in my body" by thieves like us
and around 10 pm, it was off to club morris for some hardcore partying
the basement being too intense, so the 3rd floor vip was the place to be
F. videochatting with K., M.K.'s reading things, and some guy plays a videogame while everyone looks at him because he doesnt seem to realize that the laser sounds are blasting through his headphones
a bit before 2 am, F. hears her proper name being called,
surprise, its none other than D.R. with his rugby boys doing the same thing M. and F. are
the crew combined into a supercrew and went down to bleeker street for some 24 hour fun
that monster drink vending machine knows what its there for
around 5 am, D.R. goes for a longboard ride, bringing F. outside to teach her (in her cowboy boots)
M.K. goes home a bit after,
and when 7 am rolls around, some go outside to watch the sunrise, no go guys its cloudy

WEDNESDAY
as the early morning creeps,
everyone starts heading out to their respective morning classes/home for sleep
D.R. and F. however, merely move back to the 3rd floor vip section for more partying
D.R's bro D. of staten island comes back a little later to hangout in the vip with them
a 25? hardcore man, hardcore.
after some printing out, F. also admits defeat, going to her statistics class at 130 with zero hours of sleep in yesterday's clothes
F. takes the trip down south later, not to ivy, but across the street, at the technically-its-a-rugby-house house
where D.squared are still studying for that comm test, still no sleep for either of them as well
F. helps by writing things in a calculator
spotted: F. in blue and yellow checkered vans (not proper shoes) sprinting back north for a lab
being 2 minutes late was an amazing amazing feat
yes, she was sweaty, but she was there (ew)
a shower later, S.R. and F. take naps, F. totally needed it more
D.H. and his friend S. come by later, trick or treating the opposite way

THURSDAY
look whos got the death day + midterm
F. totally knows how to put gloves on, and looks studious in front of the patho professor for correcting her video lecture
at central perk, F. spotted drinking/eating bowls of miso soup and doing stat work
later that evening, F., A.B., J.S. spotted on courtney due to T.M.'s advice, who by the way, is trying to make the moves on J.S. despite his early works with F., oh silly
a guy named J. tries to explain the beer game nemesis to F., but she doesnt care enough
later going down chapel, they were mistaken as kdr was definitely not popping
what they did find however, were 3 little freshmen, all in heels, with one sprawled on the floor
who knows how that became a verbal tiff between the other group of girls
A.B. is B.A., fearless of these little girls, while F. talked to a C.M. who lived right by the warzone
when the girls got picked up in cars, wings to go was the place to be, with A. and F. splitting suicide wings, yes suicide
as they took a bus home, it just happened to stop at ivy, with F. taking that as a sign to get off right there
F. seeing all 3 Js that night, J.D. coming in to steal a condom out of his drawer while J.C.K. tried to make plans without consulting F. first (she doesnt even know her), and J.V. very abruptly makes an appearance
its 5 am, F.'s done with ivy, deebos a shirt, and walks out

FRIDAY
skip to nightly activities then:
A.B., E., her friends from home A.,N.,and another, with guys P.,K.,D. heading to ivy
at G, the guys were playing civil war, a game F. is sure to try later
J. makes A. and F. some iced tea and burnetts peach concoction pretending he was a bartender
E. and her friends stayed, F. and A.B. go off to kappasig being that it was right there
spotted, C.F., A.F., M.H. at the couches hanging out
and S.R., D.K., C.L., J.R. in the basement in a cluster, i thought boys were more social than that in dark basements
F. comes over and the rest of the crew skitter away,
a frat guy named J. comes over saying some incoherent things, S.R. tells him to move away,
and minutes later, D. and J. come back telling S. that that J. guys been telling everyone that he was gonna fight him
not one for brawls that concern people she actually knows, F. attempts to find J. in attempt to play ambassador
F. and A.B. outside, playing on the tire swing the house while a guy whose nickname was frankie because of his stitches pushed F. on the swing
while swinging, F. talks to J. who was funnily enough right there, telling him not to fight S. as it was all just a big misunderstanding
looks like J.'s already over it, since he was just all about figuring out if F. was M.S.' girlfriend/hookup while everyone explains to him that he's got the wrong girl. oh silly.
F. and A.B. get on the bus with C.L. who F. has a lengthy conversation with about art history. again. they always seem to have the lets-go-to-an-art-history-museum talk on the weekend nights
F. went to laird campus with A.B. to hangout with B.S., J.L., A.S., A.K.
upon arrival, B.S. pours vodka into F.'s wall-e cup, when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off
and it was all the way down 15 floors on stairs to get out of the building
no it wasnt a fire drill, apparently someone on the 5th floor was smoking weed/cooking food and the fire alarm went off, as the cops were spotted in a room checking the place out. rumor has it that its actually D.K.'s apartment so the cause of alarm could totally go either way
downstairs, some hung out in george read, such as A.S., and J.L. getting cozy with M.L. on a couch in the lounge
F. finally meets D.K.'s roommate, C. (mr. ncaa according to D.), officially at least, as last time she met his acquaintaince she just looked like a hooker D.K. decided to take home one night
then theres B.S. and F. in the kitchen getting cheeze-its and stealing minced garlic and italian dressing
little known fact: F. adores italian dressing. adores. so being that it is a little known fact, many outside such as B. and the guy who lives across from B. was appalled when they saw her chugging right from the bottle...
when they were all finally able to get back up, B.S. made spongebob mac n cheese and he and F. were spotted dying laughing way late watching the golden girls
F. decides to be a happy homemaker and washes the boys' dishes, B.S. passes out waiting for her

SATURDAY
J.L. and F.'s weekly morning talk in progress while everyone else sleeps,
and as it is saturday morning, betty&veronica are spotted at the gym, central perk for a little, and then brunch at russell
later that afternoon, F. with A.B., B., J.S. pre-tailgating drinking burnetts sweet tea and franzia, of course
outside, smoking a pack of marlboro menthol lights that some drunk girl gave J.S. to keep for free, M.H. came along to get on the bus
so heres another form of partying, tailgating,
F. found D.H. who then led her to his frat's beer, what a gentleman
F. spotting a white pickup truck with some guys sitting on it, she decides to make friends
K. and J. let her sit there and introduce her to the owner of this fine white pickup truck, his name is R.
when party in the usa by miley cyrus comes on someone's loudspeakers, F. knew what to do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
oh F., although she didnt have backup dancers, at least she had the cowboy boots to back it up
later that week, L. from her floor would confront her about the whole deal
with the cops breaking up the tailgating it was off to the real game, but not before F. bought the philly cheesesteak and A. got the nachos
sitting with J.L. and E.O. in the front row of the student section, V.V. came along and joined them
making a long story short, umass loses, the hometeam wins!
F. and M.H. spotted on the bus home remeeting D.D. and his friend perhaps the 2nd or 3rd time in their college career
while F. napped, R.N. and M.H. spotted at the party above tcby, apparently it was all sorts of lame
F. and M.H. head to north chapchap when B. tells M. that the cops came over to party with them KA boys,
just kidding there was a fight, so b&v go the opposite direction towards ivy
a quick stop at ivy, F. finds K.W. looking like chet from the real world: brooklyn and his friend N.
downstairs was a doozy with lots and lots and lots of people, J.F. was there as well, as well as none other than the boys on the pickup truck earlier in the day, what a small world
M.H. is a saint and requests biggie's hypnotize for F. to love up
still F.'s done with this social function, and was shortly after spotted upstairs with K.W.'s friend N. doing jagerbombs
what a throwback to long island,
it is important to note however, that the lack of materials while outdoors meant using the oral cavity as the cup and shotglass,
quite a new experience for all involved
M.H. and F. then heading down south to ivy
ending up in none other than at J.G.'s ivy b apartment
finally F. gets to talk to J.G. about the occurrences of last weekend (resolved and done for the record)
but that didnt stop J.G.'s girl from eyeing F. all night as if F. was gonna pounce on her man at any moment, oh girls
meanwhile A.B.'s on the couch thinking that no one can see her again,
then L.T. spotted near the army figurine beer pong table with her high school senior brother, guess the future cougar who snagged that one
A.M.'s got a belt test tomorrow and was asleep by 10, T.J.S. passed out since tailgating, N.W. the only one up out of them scrounging around the party for a biddie to 'hangout' with while A.M. slept on the top bunk, silly N. shouldve just kept L.D. then instead of the dumb boy rule
when M. leaves and A. and F. go off to the next party, they choose a
F. meets M., J.F.'s housemate, and learns that detergent shows up on blacklight,
outside, F. finds S.R., A. goes off with S.R. to buy grilled foods
F. shakes hands with some soldier men,
then off to k, S.R. is starving and is given party mix and runs away to find the guy with the big foam finger earlier that day
A.B. bringing about a chain of events and just like the civil war's battle of gettysburg, decided who won it all, the north or the south

SUNDAY
F. eats some corn pops, S.R. goes off to his basketball tournament
later, b&v russell brunch with all the parental units
then some very long overdue mallin' at christiana mall starring A.B. and F.
both agreeing that christiana was definitely no roosevelt field
so it was off to the stores for some therapy and tea from teavana
F. getting a few v-necks in denial that its winter, and A.B. with a soft purple cardigan
then, dinner at the hibachi buffet, loving up everything from the chicken to the sushi to the cream puffs...

next weekend, a v. important social function
concerning boys in rotation
will the fit hit the shan?
come back and see

xoxo G.G.
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Week 5: Hedonism and Iconoclasm already? Of course. [Oct. 4th, 2009|11:35 pm]
[Pretty... | calm]
[Oh hey, listen to |coffin factory - the mumlers]

dont worry about the weekdays,
it's the weekend that counts in this one...

MONDAY
= F. spotted trying to be studious, at club morris
who wouldve thought that something as daily and everyday as lifespan development would be so difficult?

TUESDAY

= after total torture tuesday of 4 classes,
F. chillaxes in pathophysiology with a pack of reeses cups and ginger ale
also receiving a little card that says she can perform certain things on certain people
dirty minds, its her CPR certification card
= later spotted in trabant,
b&v aka M.H. and F. doing yoga, then a late dinner with A.G. and his friend B.

WEDNESDAY
= after a relatively chill day of statistics,
although she hasnt stepped inside the little bob since saturday,
F. has been spotted with her yoga mat for the past few days
with M.K. traveling to india for the day's yoga sesh with truly indian music, then indian butter chicken for dinner, only thing missing was probably the taj mahal right outside russell...

THURSDAY
= a boring old thursday of test-taking, gym-going, etc etc
dinner at russell starring L.M., M.H., F.

FRIDAY
= M.K. and F. spotted making a sketchy-looking exchange in front of russell while G.J. tried to introduce his friend S.
= F. prepping herself for the long journey of bus-train-train back to long beach
but A.B. comes in the rescue on the thirteenth hour, so sometimes pneumonia can be a good thing?
stories of drugs, boys, friends, and very scandalous affairs during the ride home, as well as a journey through manhattan itself,
the pair enjoying the bright lights and smells like some old-fashioned tourists
= back in long beach, F. and K. tearfully (but not really) reunite
K. bringing back some outback goodies in the form of chicken and green beans
and it's a stop at on the run for some beers and newports for T.T., thank you F.'s id
  - later they were spotted at T.T., L.S., D.S.' house, oh the summer memories
     K.'s back to marlboro smooths, T.'s enjoying his newports, F. wonders if the cigarettes you smoke say something about your personality
  - T. thinks it does, and that newports mean he is one tough cookie, and that if F. smoked they would be parliaments, interesting...
  - besides the brewskies, T.T. also busts out some of his jack for some whiskey toasting
     while one whiskey toast, F. gets a call from S.R., she should really inform people that shes not in delaware right now...

SATURDAY
its a very full day of events, family functions and lunch and interactions,
= F. makes an appearance at long beach's own irish day
finding B.D., K., T.T., D.S., B.L. at trainor's and even S.W. who asks F. how school's going
some beer sips later, A.R. and B.S. arrive,
= but F. has to flee back to delaware...
  - upon arrival around midnight, she was little girl lost, being that everyone was already out and about doing their thangs
B.S. saves the day, and F. makes the trip north (hello to the lovely couple N.M. and C.W.) to do some pregaming and youtube watching
the bus that stopped in front of christiana west was empty, and by empty i mean that the bus driver went to go pee
so it was B.S. and F. in an empty bus partying to good girls gone bad and other dance faves playing on the bus poles and doing tricks
oh, and R.J. the football player who was on the team when they won champs that F. had an affair with last year, totally saw it all happen
  - as the bus went further south, more and more kids turned up, coming from busted parties such as the ones on cleveland, the south chapel garage party, courtyards things, etc etc including none other than the crew of J.L., A.K., C.T., and E.O.
while J.,A.,C. all wanted to go home, E.O. tags along with B. and F. to party it up in ivy
there, they find a couple of options
  - choosing the black party first, the trio head to K, F. saying hi to D.K. like it was nothing, D.K. introducing B.S. to his girlfriend A.....
= time-out. important gg entry pause right here. D. with a gf?
not only does this go against his fb status, but it more importantly goes against D.ism
leading to what will now go down in history as the great schism of D.ism
the important question however, is who broke away? was it the founder himself for going against the ten crack commandments, or the apostle for following the doctrine but not the founder's actions?
either way, this event's implications will be widespread and found throughout the year, promise...
= back to ivy partying, F. and B. and E. down some beers, F. meets the acquaintance of a P.M. who then introduces her to the rest of D.L.'s friends-from-home including R., a somewhat chubby hispanic man very much enjoying the party music
F.'s had enough with the beers and it was off to B for the other party
getting there, it looks like the party's already over, since T.J.S. is already eating food, and A.M. is outside waiting for N.W. and J.G. to get out of their frat rush party
oh well, F.'s gonna go finish the keg. on her 2nd/3rd cup there, S.R. calls her up to come back
so it was a short walk back to say hello
the party also dwindling down, only guys left were the ones that lived there, D.L.'s friends from home visiting, and whatever girls were acquired that evening for some um, activities
S.R.'s a little disoriented and there was some questioning about a $100 bill how strange they didnt take the other one
F.'s gotta go, B.'s calling her up, and we all know that she is not going to leave him at ivy ever...
= way down south on a totally different college night experience,
B.B. in miami spotted chatting it up with those girls from the hills who were apparently the drunkest and the nicest
even receiving complimentary drink cards (no patron and pineapple though)
how funny when F. met the hills boys just the other week...
= anyway, back at T.J.S.' the party was popping again, and a few minutes after party in the usa on the couch for F.,
N.W. and J.G. arrive from their frat event the drunkest and happiest ever, oh boys
also bringing a few adventurous freshmen over for party #2
A.M. spotted on the dancefloor hooking up with a biddy, then later nowhere to be found, who wants to guess the bedroom?
F. playing some beer pong with an A. (a new sae frosh) against a girl M. and another frosh (J.?)
making the eye-to-eye cup, F. and A.'s team are off to a good start,
while M. made no shots, the other frosh made 2/3 but in the end, it was F. and A.'s champion-status bring-it-back technique that lets them win in the end
and they were rightly named team-in-the-cup and joyously celebrated with yes, more beer
in the bathroom, F. makes friends with an H. and L., who love her and her cowboy boots of course
funnily enough, the same L. in the bathroom was spotted as A.M.'s second-round girl on the dancefloor
meanwhile, J.G. keeps bringing up his and F.'s ride to main street last saturday morning, how strange
N.W. asking F. if shes sleeping over again, look closely N., A.'s on the dancefloor with a not-F. what do you think?
B.T. is about to go to bed on his couch, at least its not the floor like last time
no B.T., F. will not go to bed with you but it would be strange for a person to sleep on his couch when he could very easily sleep in a bed, no?
J.G. and F. go to his apartment, J.'s roommate has got a girl totally passed out on his bed, J.G. goes over to his desk to press the staples that-was-easy button, oh how clever J.
then admiring the army table of USA v. germany and choosing their respective soldier-they-would-be-if-they-were-in-the-battle
= is there a way for boners to go away not by ejaculation, say just by thinking it away? that is the question of the night.
before leaving ivy for F. and B. (E. left already), F. says goodbye to a passed out A.M., with neither of the two girls in sight, oh
walking back with B. and F. is C.L. who also happens to be in the same frat as J.V., J.G., N.W., D.K. what a coincidence
during the journey north, B.S. and C.L. really hitting it off, talking about watching porn channels not-clearly and the golden girls
B.S. plays pimp again and orders F. to sleep in mckean tonight, crack commandment #2 in progress?
surprise! C.L. is E.M. (V.V.)'s roommate what a coincidence

SUNDAY
= E.M. calls up A.B. all the way from binghamton so F. could talk to him, A.'s laughing it up
some talks of E.K. and his funny drunken escapades later,
E.M., suitemate J.M. and his gf H.D., and F. off to newark deli and bagel to conform to the college society
E. and F. talk about long island bagels, F. orders an egg,cheese,tomato,hotsauce whole wheat bagel (shouldve gotten bacon,egg, and cheese like old times)
strangely enough, E.H. who went to high school with E.M. sits at the table right next to them
even stranger, E.H. being friends with A.M. who lives right down the hall from B.B. in miami
= long island is truly just one big high school and makes up half the people in every college
= later that night, F. and M. spotted at the little bob tennis courts having a little photoshoot, F. dressed up in true hipster photographer fashion while M. is in her sporty athletic woman model tennis player fashion for a contest
a quick stop at central perk for b&v
= F. plays art history tutor for S.R. who has an exam tomorrow on pre-Renaissance and early Renaissance, F. loves it up...

till next week!

xoxo G.G.
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week 4: a month of sophomore year and D.ism [Sep. 27th, 2009|09:44 pm]
[Pretty... | busy]
[Oh hey, listen to |the big broadcast - wfuv radio]

and here we are, the end of september
it looks like everyones already settled in
see, look:

MONDAY
after the schoolday, it was quite a special evening
F. spotted trekking it up north to east tower where she pregamed with B.S. and brought the wall-e cup
asking J.L. and A.K. for advice on a certain situation, it was off to main street where D.S. was turning 21 at midnight
flipcup and miley cyrus' party in the usa later, it was midnight and everyone went down to klondike kate's
not wanting to be left behind, F. uses K.P. and GETS IN, D.R. makes an appearance to be mad at her for not coming to talk to him while she went into klondike kate's but it doesnt matter because:
rumor has it that none other than brody jenner and frankie from the hills were there
and F. just happened to be sitting at the bar with two bromanced boys, drinking one's pumpkin beer
a J.D. comes over while shes sipping her red bull and vodka and asks her what she likes to drink
silly J., wrong girl to ask, she actually knows her liquor
so on her first night at a delaware bar, F. gets a guy to buy her a patron, talk about some serious skills
the rule was however, was that she had to sit with them so it was F., J., and all his buddies from sig ep
who calls her a minx and the guy who just turned 21 goes outside to throw up,
F. goes home and tells B. the story, but doesnt remember oh joy

TUESDAY
F. really gives drunkF. too little credit, waking up and fearing that she left her id at the bar
being that she got home around 2-3, it was a miracle that she was only late to class for 7 minutes
the traditional meetup for F. and S.R. at the little smith hall food court, T.D. says hi to F., F. tells them both about last nights adventures
F. was supposed to try her hand at deerpark tavern but D.S. calls it a night

WEDNESDAY
after a workout and shower and stat class, F. was spotted being an independent woman taking the bus all the way down south to ivy, guess which letter
S.R. prepares honey bunches of oats (whole milk mind you) and F. tells him art history stories
later, F. and S. spotted walking down to the old lady who sells vegetables on her front yard shes such an adorable grandma
that evening, betty&veronica taking a yoga sesh taught by K.S.
F. got rid of the black nails and makes it pink, like her mood?

THURSDAY
and it is another fine death day,
after classes D.K. spotted on the north green to meet up with F. for some brewhaha studying
D. wont admit that urban outfitters has his music, not wanting to be included in that subculture,
for nightly activities, F. heads out with A.B. and her friend J. in west, drinking cherry burnetts and attending the football ivy highlighter party
first thing seen in the bathroom, a guy with red cup in back pocket, peeing in the shower, apparently it was his apartment so he could
listed below are all the football team players F. and the others met, what characters...
1) mr. W.N. the guy who was injured during the first game hobbles in and takes a seat on the couch right next to a standing dancing F., who offers her cup, mr. W.N.'s girl taking that the wrong way, dear blonde, nothing to worry about
2) D.C. hes a freshman on the team, proceeded to dance behind F. on the table, excuse me D. boys are not allowed on stage
3) C.B. who claimed his name was C., drunkenly admits to F. on the bus back to christiana that his name was really C., puts her in his phone contacts as "F. the hottest" and tells her to come home with him. oh C. maybe if an H. wasnt blowing up your phone to um, blow you? maybe
F. and B.S. go out, F. promises to get B. home to J.L., such an unfortunate turn of events
lets blame it on D.K. for dragging F. to his ivy apartment shall we?

FRIDAY
after the stat exam and last nights events, F. was ready to party it up
and it was with A.B. and her friends E., L., K., and R.K. who is actually in F.'s major (pics of them practicing their skillz during the weekend), F. also did the circus dance
walking out of the towers, F. walks in on some kind of ncaa grouping making a film of sorts, she wanted to be in on it but she forgot when they told her to come oh well
at wilbur, F. goes wild, tries to fight G.D., holds the cups, sort of gets A.L. in trouble (sort of), sits out on the porch confidently while a cop car waited outside to pounce, and makes a guy stand right next to the door while she peed because she assumed he was gay - what a crazy bitch
if only there was an iphone app that recorded phone calls starting from a certain time
maybe F. will then be able to recall what she told certain people that night oh gosh
while A.B. gets down with some freshmeat, F. gets called over to the hookah circle consisting of none other than B.S., J.L., A.S., A.K., etc., F. is quite emotional
on the 8th floor, D.K. was about to pass out, F. plays camping under the bed wowowow

SATURDAY
a walk of fame in cowboy boots and an acquired shirt is the only way to go
A.L. spots F. walking down north college how funny and coincidental
at the gym, F. and M.H. do their workouts, trainer betty is so intense in a good way
F. purchases lots of loreal h.i.p. makeup because J. told her too, and he is amazing so naturally she does
after brunch, F. passes out and wastes the day, as she wakes up in the eveningtime
T.B. comes in for evening plan rumors and F. plays guess-the-scent (she lost, its not ralph, its hugo boss)
betty&veronica's night out they are off to ivy
avoiding a2 bc of its packed-ness, they make their way to b4 where a highlighter party was poppin
N.W. manning the keg, T.J.S. making fun of F.'s shortness, J.G. very graciously giving F. a cup for free, M.H. attempting to steal A.'s superman hat ("no, it's my thing!")
while getting her cup filled, N.,T.,and J. attempt to get some info out of F.
sorry guys, if A.'s not gonna tell you, why should she?
after F. dances on the couch for miley cyrus' party in the usa
F. and M. head out to the other ivys to see what else is going on
well it looks like a2 was cooler in the beginning, like before the popo came,
when the pair got there, only aepi guys were left and F. stayed just for biggie's big poppa and another round of party in the usa on the table
back to the highlighter party, F. is confused, since N. tells her to stay, even though F.'s pretty sure she spotted A.M. in his suite with a girl in circa spring 2008 clothes (jeans, lacey back top, golden flats, oh.)
M.H. makes her exit, F. stays back at the guys' apartment
M.S. brings the wine-flavored black and milds, F. flashes back to senior year of high school while they play who-can-make-the-best-smoke-rings
B.T. is spotted chilling in his room in front of the tv, pinned to the floor listening to the beatles everyone was so jealous
an M. comes all the way from new london just to see N.W. what a trooper
she decides that F. (she thinks her name is T. for a little), is gonna be her new best friend being that she was the only other girl there, um...so they were in the bathroom while M. talked about how she looked like a slob and that she was not doing anything with N. while A. and F. were in the room
okay then...
so N. owes A. one while A. chills on the couch at 4 am
why do boys like to sleep with comedy central on even though its not comedy central anymore past a certain point?
J.G. totally gets F. by saying theres a fire in his apartment, so not funny guy
T.J.S. does his drunk dance
the boys play loud loud music such as afroman and that 'wasn't me' song that was so popular back in the day
off to sleep now

SUNDAY
T.J.S. is such a happy homemaker, not only was he spotted cleaning up and moving furniture the night before, he was also spotted making coffee in the morning wow
all the boys are so excited to watch the football game
lucky lucky F. has yet to do a walk of shame from ivy,
a big thank you to J.G. for going to happy harrys oh yeah
after churchtime and brunch with M., some hardcore studying at brew haha for F., M., and L.M.
dinnertime and more studying later, oh you know its a sunday night

next week, lets just say were getting a change of scenery...

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week 3: D.-ism: Concepts and Practice of The Ideal College Philosophy [Sep. 20th, 2009|09:01 pm]
[Pretty... | oh gosh.]
[Oh hey, listen to |Real As It Gets - Jay-Z]

Why hello dear Newark-ers,
Although F. is still Roman Catholic, she has recently taken on a new doctrine, invented by none other than D.S. (really D.K.),
and has been practicing the ideology all week, proceed:

MONDAY
F. is officially CPR certified, passing with a 100% while everyone stayed a bit because they had some things to go over
After Statistics class, F. and M.H. spotted at Russell for their usual dinner date.
By chance encounter, M.G. was also at dinner, and drives F. to Laird campus to meet up with M.K. for some pre-gaming before the BadFish concert with some pineapple mango juice + voddie
Upon arrival, they proceeded to the front of the crowd while Scotty Don't opened up for themselves, since BadFish and Scotty Don't is really just made up of one band how silly
Dear Mr. Bass Player, I hope you were wearing protection in the form of contact lenses, because you were eye sexing a few biddies in the crowd
Peace a Pizza was where the afterparty was at, F. and M.K. making friends with T. and friend working while they closed F. requested Biggie and they got free pizza

TUESDAY

F. is a guy and eats a slice of chicken pizza from last night for breakfast
F. and S.R. in Smith Hall for their usual meetup before their Human Physiology and Communications classes, respectively
At Goodwill, F. spotted buying 2 light green silk pillowcases and a teacup set, is she doing some interior decorating? Or something more college-y....
Also, F.'s gonna start naming her cowboy boots, the tall brown ones can be woody, the snakeskin as sasha grey, and the newest addition, the tassle-y frills ones is john wayne
After dinner, M.K. (the pilot one) informed F. that A.M. is gonna be a pilot way up there, rest in peace dear

WEDNESDAY
F. doing some Statistics, working out at the Little Bob, being found by S.R. surprising her while she's doing her Reverse Situps ("Looks like we're both trying to look good for tonight" Oh S., F. works out everyday)
Driving around and indecisive-ness later,
F. and S.R. were spotted at Klondike Kate's, having Chicken Chesapeake, New York Strip, and conversations
Ivy afterwards, F. meets the suitemates J. and G.

THURSDAY

And it is the Bad Day for F., 8am-1 pm
A little better in Lifespan Development where M.T., R.S. and F. play on Facebook while the professor rambles about baby development
At BrewHaha, F. and D.K. seem to be in one of those speed dating places, as he had a meeting in Trabant soon after
Nightly activities, F. goes to B.S.' at Christiana to pick out a white shirt for B. and some pregaming with some Burnett's Pink Lemonade with Hawaiian Punch, F. was not a fan of the punch
Regardless, they decided they were going to the party that M.T. was already attending near Klondike Kate's which happened to be a Sigma Pi party
F. and B.S. sucking at pong, F. sucking by herself, A.S. helped sort of
F. meeting an A. so she immediately pulls her phone out to call Mr. A.C. to see what hes up to
A girl calls out her American Eagle shorts ookay
B.S. disappears, he was on the roof that whole time, bathroom conversations later on
B.S. and F. charming their way into tickets for B. for the party the next night
B. and F. always have the silliest time...

FRIDAY
F. waking up scared that she didn't bring her bag home, OH F., you give DrunkF. so little credit
In Statistics, the girl with the worst bitch face was present
Later that night, after playing Project Runway, F.'s toga was finished
Stopping by at B.A.'s before her departure led her to meet T.B. and all his buddies from the second floor
So they went downstairs and F. shotgunned a beer while meeting S.,C.,C.,A.
Off to Sypherd to pick up M.H. led to hanging out in L.M. and C.C.'s where D.D., B.G., and R.G. also were fixing their own togas
At the oh-so-exclusive KappaSig toga party with tickets necessary, betty&veronica made their way in,
finding a R.M. and C. who critiqued and approved F.'s toga as if they were Heidi Klum and Nina
In the bathroom, F. remeets A. the girl she danced on the bar with that one time on Cleveland, and her friend M. who needed makeup apparently
M.S. funnily ignores F. in public to keep his girlfriend from freaking out,
S.M. also loves F.'s toga
After the popo scare, F. and M. are done with this party, and they went down to South Chapel to meet up with B.S. coming from a party down there
When the 7-11 people don't let you use their bathrooms, you improvise...should've just let them use it guys
Walking along Main Street, B.,F.,M. see a man fall right in front of them, naturally M. dies laughing, he was a crunkard
Another toga compliment later, the man walks with them, he's heading to New London, while the trio go down West Main to attend the Sigma Pi party
F. loving the strobelight, M. loving the football player in crutches, B. loving the fatty (just kidding it was a plan to be introduced to her pretty friends)
Also spotted, A.B. in the darkness with the beer-tender of the moment, what a coincidence
J.M. shows F. around the premises, F. loves it, looks like the frat house was built a century ago wow especially the living room slash basement
Outside, an S. and her friend are showing off their boobs, how classy
M. gets a ride home, F. and B. go with the Sigma boys to Eagle Park Diner  for disco fries, chicken tenders, and other assorted diner food
B.S. is totally trying to be F.'s pimp, whoring her out to the likes of J.,A., and D. LOLOL, ladies is pimps too BB

SATURDAY
Saturday morning means betty&veronica gym workout and main street shopping
J. tells F. a secret about a sale next week
Off to Russell for some brunch
Dinner at Margherita's for M.H., L.M., and F. of course for the Brad Pitt slice aka barbecue chicken
Pregaming with the boys downstairs, F., B., and S. find out that they dont know how to play Kings WOW. mind-blowing stuff right there
A P. kept on losing all the Categories and Question Master so funny
Off to the apartment above TCBY to celebrate R.'s birthday
F. plays some flipcup with A.A., gets J. to get her a free cup (ooooo yeah) and says happy birthday to R. all after M.O. thinking that F. wanted to talk to R. because she wanted to give him um, a birthday present. silly.
Down to Ivy for a dance party at the Kappa Alpha one (was it J?),
Others in attendance, in boy crew grouping: [J.C.K., J.V., J.N., J.D., K.J., M.M., A.C.], [S.R., D.S., J., R., G.] and all that jazz
F. runs out to go to S.' Ivy when J.D. stops to hug her, oh what an ironically awkward scene, the boys holler and she is off
After going back to the KA party, F. makes friends with a J. who lets her dance on the stereotable because she is 107 pounds so in her cowboy boots, American Eagle cutoff denim shorts, and gray Gap top that isnt supposed to be worn alone, F. dances on her makeshift stage while the boys attempt to take her down to dance with them
J. does a good job keeping F. the only one on "the stage," promptly kicking off I. ("If I'm trying to find you at a party I just have to look for the tables") and D.S. ("F. will be found at any elevated surface greater than 2 feet")
Boys are the strangest,
And it's back to S.' so the boys play Speedball, they love that game, F. makes friends with S.C. who is T.C.'s cousin, small world
F. can tell D.S. is done for the night, he makes up his mind on whether he's staying or going, and it was a chilly walk back up north that D. will never remember
No Fresh Prince that night, just Home Improvement, ibuprofen, strange stories, and chicken patty sandwiches with ranch

SUNDAY
F. and D. slowly creating the D.-ism principles and starts establishing the ten crack commandments, F. learns things, such as that D.S.'s bed is disgustingly high, B. passed out by midnight the night before, A.K. is home for the Jewish holidays, so is D.K., A.S. is in Six Flags, J.L. was the only one in their apartment
After a shower, D. and F. head south, D. for his meeting with some important CNN man professor, F. to get to her own abode
Surprise, surprise, A.A. already told her though, the North Green is crawling with people for CucinaFest
F. has a falafel, showers, passes out
Hours later, it's time for meal number 2, betty&veronica dinner time plus J.D.
Club meeting where F. finds R.M., she really should be better about being helpful to the LB frosh...

Till next week...

xoxo G.G.
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week 2: strange coincidences and perfect timings [Sep. 13th, 2009|11:44 pm]
[Pretty... | chill day tomorrow]
[Oh hey, listen to |old man river - paul robeson]

and the schoolweek begins on a tuesday (thanks labor day)
oh well, less days till the weekend...

TUESDAY

F. and her hardcore 8 am-1 pm day
instead of napping before pathophysiology class however, she was spotted on main street with M.K. eating lunch at t-licious
where M. and F. caught up with each other's lives over a chicken caesar wrap and bubble tea
M.'s got that impending hot boy coming to town and F. tells a story about the weekend of her vacation up north
after patho class where F. was made to look at pictures of gangrene,
F. and M.H. were spotted at russell for din, F. loving the unexpected addition of sausage in her salad while M. makes the usual suggestions
after dinner, M. goes out for some dessert at a certain player of algonquin sports...

WEDNESDAY
the chill day, F. rewrites some notes, works out at the little bob, then the usual dinner process with M.H.
at russell, T.J.S. comes up to M. and asks if A.M.'s hooked up with F. yet this year
and we all thought that boys had little sleepovers where they told secrets and kissed and told...

THURSDAY
another death day, F. again just wants to go to bed during lifespan development
are those smith chance rendezvous starring S.R. and F. starting to turn out into a tradition? only time will tell, but guess who apologized for saying "if youre not gonna hookup with me get off my bed"...
A.L. has the honor to receive the bridgeview cd from F. full of amazing beats such as birthday sex, lady gaga, sean kingston, and other songs that just scream summer '09
with F. losing her mac concealer this weekend, she could not live without concealer any longer and it was off to happy harry's for a temporary replacement where she makes friends with J., who M. and F. love when they have their saturday morning visits
J. suggests the maybelline dream matte concealer by the way, and he knows his shit
out for the night, F., J., A.B. make their way to ivy where they get into D(?)2
things of the night:
~ a bitch trying to tell them they dont know anyone who lives there and that she lived there oh thats right bitch im sure you like biggie and scarface enough to smother your walls with posters of them
~ a tunnel connecting the suite with another suite lit with red light, like it was an adventure
~ dancing on the tv table starring F. (of course), I., A. later an R. with a hat
~ R. tries to dance with F., no dice boy, F. gives him to J. who joins them on the table
~ J.V. tries to motorboat, i guess he doesnt remember that F.'s never had a boob job, he also looks for his hat in vain, all while F. is wearing it on her head silly J.
~ J.C.K. being the silliest, saying he'd dance but left wait what?
~ boy in stripes just stares.
~ A.K. saw F. and reminded her that she went to the same high school, F. confused for a few minutes
~ others in attendance: kappsigger J.D. and his posse
~ a wet wet wet walk home

FRIDAY
F. off to stat, then a nap, then dinner with R.N. and M.H.
F. introduces herself to kanye, okay fine the guy who looks like kanye
later that night, betty&veronica adventures:
~ wilbur for A.L.'s: F. gets a cup fo' free, plays some pong with J. failing miserably, playing some biggie, F. steals A.'s zipup by accident
~ off at ivy, b&v at B2 with T.J.S., J.G., N.W., A.M. and others, looks like the cops just came, N. kicks the randoms out, theyve still got a whole keg to finish, T. and M. are missing oh shit, T.'s friend L. from home brings her roommate L. who so should not have been there judging in the state she was in, B.S. comes and calls F. out on her career using it as reasoning as to why she knows what to do, b&v walking the poor girl home who at first hates the boys, then loves them, as they all walk to thompson in some strange unorganized line
~ betty makes her exit, veronica goes back for the iphone, so does the freshman L. whos there for N. = sleepover
~ true blood at 232 in the am yes please, T.J.S. hogging all the turkey sandwich ingredients, irish comedian on comedy central, and girls gone wild puts them all to sleep

SATURDAY
F. truly makes the perfect exit, leaving succinctly with M.S. and his girl D. as M. is driving her to the gym
what a coincidence, since thats where F. is headed and F. gets home without the walk
at the gym, F. meets up with M. and R.N., getting her ass whooped by M. turning into trainer betty
football game versus richmond starring
a few hours later, F. and M. make a pilgrimage to main street to have the brad pitt slice, or as others like to call it, barbecue chicken pizza
later, even more adventures:
~ pike for some free shots and beer thank you random guy with the extra cup and moneys
H.S. didnt have such a good time there however, stay away from random sketch london guys that give you drinks
~ ivy to watch boys being funny playing speedball
one didnt wanna be F.'s teammate and wouldnt tell her why till way later (he cheats on his girlfriend A LOT, okay uh that makes sense guy)
K.V. and M.H. cozy on the couch
D.S. being a champ at speedball, after a talk on the recliner, he converts F. to his philosophy
S.R. is silly and confusing and likes deer park tavern hamburgers apparently
F. and M. head back north, M. home and F. to her vacation home aka B.S., J.L., A.K., A.S.'s suite
taking the bus, this day is full of perfect timings, since none other than T. from kappasig is on the bus as well, and lets her in to christiana east
on the elevator, T. gets F. to miss the one going up and shes stuck waiting for the next one
oh wait another coincidence, its none other than D.K. aka J.K. 2.0's friends WOW
they take F. to their floor and to D., who graciously gives her back her beloved necklace, they play a game of supersmash, and F. leaves
a few floors above, A.S., D.C., C.T. are in the living room waiting for J.L., B.S. and A.K. to resolve their differences in the other room
A.N. comes in the ugly blanket and they all eat hummus and chips
F.'s bored waiting for B., heads back down to hangout with D.K. and M.T.
while she shuffles cards, she and M.T. talk about their love of tuna, D.K. plays the m83 album that has graveyard girl in it
M. goes to bed, B. comes in and one can totally feel the tension between B. and the man
bringing F. upstairs, they sit in A.&A.'s bedroom telling A.K. their own viewpoints on a particular situation
B., in A.S.'s words "adds some lemonade to his vodka" and A.K. and A.S.'s minds are blown by F.'s little comment about why she started coxing the crew guys
while everyones off to bed, F. and B.S. continue their adventures, making scooby doo mac n cheese and watching wanted
sadly, the sun knew that they were waiting for it and therefore decided it wasnt gonna come up till they passed out

SUNDAY
F. awakes at 1 pm in B.'s bed, too late for her and J.'s grapes and morning conversations so sad
the rest of the crew are up, J.s doing laundry, B.'s still drinking from his baby blue cup, A.S. is watching the game, and A.K. is on main street getting coff at dunkin
getting back to the real world, F. and M.H. meet up for brew haha for some fake studying and mango iced tea
then off to dinner at pencader with M.K.
A.S., A.K., and J.L. are there for dinner as well, minus B. looks like he shouldve listened to F. when she told him to drink water last night...
also at the dining hall were D.K. and his crew of C.L., S.R., etc. oh looks like S. didnt go to deerpark for dinner after all
chocolate chip cookies later, F. enters christiana east for the first time and gets a tour of M.K.'s pad
back home F. finally launders that blanket that all the harrington girls copied from her last year just in time for the season finale of true blood
also team kanye for the cool people please and thank you, taylor swift suck it up

next week, toga party and many first year anniversaries...

xoxo G.G.

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school week #1: SOPHOMORES [Sep. 6th, 2009|10:22 am]
[Where in the World |United States, Delaware, Newark]
[Pretty... | PARTIES]
[Oh hey, listen to |airport surroundings - lonely dear]

back in newark,
its sophomore year, freshmen no more
but the question is,
does that mean that they've all learned from last year's shenanigans?
or is everyone perpetually stuck in frosh mode?

SUNDAY

those e1 girls are gonna have to get used to not being first floor, as well as being on the north green
while R.N. and M.H. are rooming together, R.G. and F. meet their respective new roomies
F. establishing the nook in her dorm
later that night, F., M.H., R.N., R.G. and D.H. hanging out with some burnett's
walking to aepi (bc its 50x easier now) due to recent news that those crazy frat guys put a stripper pole up in the basement
naturally, F. was owning it and naming it paul the pole, saving a freshman girl from a creeper (just pay it forward girl) and meeting the famous K.S. who is friends with D.K.
K. heard telling F. some interesting stories from last year
speaking of interesting stories, T.M. came to hangout with F. later in the night,
for the record, the inside of thomas mckean is way classy and airconditioned...

MONDAY
doing some errands in the daytime enjoying the last day before the official start of classes
betty&veronica spotted on main street buying posters and working out
for dinner, b&v, L.M., C.C., R.N., R.G., C.F., and A.N. at the iron hill brewery
loving up the sweet potato fries and b&v loving the crabcakes, and v enjoying the rootbeer of course
A.N. tells the story of how C.F., since visiting long beach, is now connected to F., good news for the web creators M.K. and F.
walking home from club morris (it was closed), F. runs into A.A. who invites her over his room with his pals M., B., and D.G. for beers and football
being the guy that she is, F. happily comes along, showing off her gaelic to halfirish M. and talking about the patrons of bridgeview

TUESDAY
first day of sophomore classes hardcore 8 am-1 pm day for F., then naptime and yet another class from 330-555 go F.
V.V. aka E.M. is totally gonna be seeing F. around as theyve seen each other around more times than last year already
M.S. being funny in trabant when he walks in with his gf, F. learns too late that she maybe shouldnve waved...

WEDNESDAY

F. taking her first math class (statistics) since senior year high school (which totally doesnt count bc mr. S. was way too cool to really teach calc)
only appeal of that class for F.? the professor looks like the woman in the flight of the conchords episode who wanted bret and jemaine to do a song for femodent toothpaste
inspired by the flight of the conchords real life reference, F. went to the five and dime and bought herself a flight of the conchords season 2 poster for her room
at happy harry's F. runs into L.B. and D.D. loitering as D. is sad over her prescriptions (shes sick), L. looks for shaving cream, and F. buys some expensive school supplies and magazines
later, dinner at russell for F., M.H., and R.N. where they met kanye who was sitting next to them
also a lovely reunion for F. and B.S. catching up a bit, walking back north together while the rest of the crew tried to sneak into the old dorm

THURSDAY
F. at 730 am, pumping herself up for the hardcore day of classes,
spotted at newark deli&bagel for the first time ever, ordering an egg bagel with low fat veggie cream cheese (they dont have tofu cream cheese) and a coffee at trabant
strangely enough, while in care of vulnerable populations, she realizes that bagels from ndb are not half bad still not as good as long island's but good enough to keep the craving down
lifespan development and physiology after the 8 am
F. and M.K. go out for some lunch to catch up at mizu the new japanese restaurant on main street
F. off shopping to reward herself for the day
upon arriving back at the dorms, receiving a package from none other than B.B. all the way from miami
who sent her a note and a polo ralph lauren white vneck shirts how adorable of B.B.
at club morris, F. found by P.L. both annoyed by the lady who doesnt realize that her computer speakers are annoying everyone around her
F. also exploring the basement of her dorm while doing the laundry, she creeps herself out sometimes

FRIDAY
a plus on living in the new dorm: F. took 3 minutes to get to her one stat class of the day
later, meeting up with R.N. and M.H. for lunch at trabant, F. got a veggie burger at the new burger place
for evening festivities, R.G., L.M., C.C., R.N. went off to A.L.'s their ex-RA's for a rager down in the basement
meanwhile, F. and M.H. went down to ivy to see some old friends
although F. hasnt smoked in awhile, she has an epiphany of ivy being a funhouse
M.M.'s place being a chill well lit party, but then theres the room where it was a blacklight party with T.J.S. spotted dancing on a table oh silly trying to be F., F. doesnt hate you D.K. lol
meanwhile, M.H. hooked up with the dream boy that she watched from afar, F. finds D.R. who happens to be living near ivy, carried her up, and asked if someone dropped their asian, thanks D.
then b&v finding D.S. with his friends S.L., two-strike M., and C.
walking away from ivy, b&v, D., and C. learn from kappasig guy R. the deets about the famous toga party
then margheritas for some even famous-er barbecue chicken pizza and the birth of M.'s child DC (a 2L diet coke)
later making the trek to the towers to see D.'s pad
M.H.: "its like a hotel in here, and im gonna hit my head on this lampshade" she is so adorable
going back out, lots of shenanigans concerning pagemaster at club morris,
J.V., J.K., J.D. wreaking havoc in their old dorms, F. found out that a baby frosh guy named W. now sleeps in her old bed, and J. threw rocks at things like cars and lamps, oh boys
back at ivy, J.V. breaks a glass, J.D. eats buffalo wings, and F. cleans up
hopefully, J.D. wasnt really awake when there were naked people in his living room...

SATURDAY
not one to break promises, F. arrives a bit after schedule to workout with M.H. at the little bob
F. and her sensitive skin could not handle the roughness of the squat bar
five and dime, happy harrys, and russell for brunch after (F. spotted having her first waffle btw)
night time fun consisted of first stopping at ivy the funhouse
the emergence of team betty and veronica at a pink ivy room against team jerseys, K. and none other than P.L. who F. used to scream at in her cox days
although they didnt win, F. did show that she had that team jason stackhouse experience carrying M. and going as far as overtime
entering a blacklight room later, b&v realize that its aepi frat guy J.F.'s residence and F. plugs in blair waldorf so she could dance to biggie's hypnotize on the table, using the aerial view to spot the likes of A.S., V.V., M.C., etc.etc.
for the record, that ivy funhouse room doubled as a sauna
F. and M.H. making a stop at kappsig, F. not realizing that it was M.S. sitting outside, N.B. was there with her sorority, and F. remeets none other than A.J.T. can we say throwback? M. approves of course
after leaving, M. calls it a night and F. acquires a pair of bodyguards/entourage/escorts in the form of team jersey
walking to another party on del ave but before arriving at the party, watching a boy (most probably a little freshie) making a perfect wipeout, rolling to the street corner and receiving rather bloody facial cuts on his nose and chin while still claiming that he was fine
the trio laugh behind him
arriving at the party, D.K. directs them to the keg and they all sit in the hollister house, a little house next to the real house in which there were many assorted couches among a dark cabin setting remniscient of a hollister store, P. and F. both agreed
with D.'s departure, the trio went back inside to sit in the living room, watching porn that the ginger left behind for the girls plus F.'s entourage to watch
a few beers later, they all leave and it was a saturday done right

SUNDAY
F. is good and attends church, rewarded by chocolate chip pancakes, no stripper money to offer however
M.H. and F. changing it up and eating at pencader for brunch, sitting with M.G., D.S. J.S., and J.
A.A.'s for pregaming, F. learns that A.'s roommate M. is a bartender in the city for a couple of bars in the east village looks like youll all know where to find F. and K. this summer
while M.H. sings biggie, F. realizes that she is a champion goldfish catcher
while waiting for A.'s friend B., F. and M.H. die over a rather large brown insect praying mantis looking figure
pong tourney where F. and M. are listed as team betty&veronica, F. gets a cup for free oh of course
playing against team J. and D. it was a close match, quote before: "she (F.) looks like she knows what shes doing, im kind of scared"
then it was off to ivy where F. and M. met up with D.K. and his crew
F. is seething with jealousy bc D. gets to smoke, S.R. tells F. to sit on his lap according to D.K. its okay
the next day D.K. apologizes for being such a high mess, who knows if he remembers telling F. about him and C.L. looking at banksy, speaking in greek, and S.L. telling F. "if youre not gonna hookup with me get off my bed" (its a full btw)
F. & M. find B.S. and they walk back north, M. goes home but the infamous dream team of F. and B. have more party stops to go
so it was off to the 5th floor of christiana to meetup with D.K. of F.'s psych class
F. is amazed at his arctic monkeys records and supersmash brothers on tv
and at the party next door, a Z.A. attempts to question F.'s authority on the arctic monkeys and we all know how that ended up
upon arriving at B.S.' 15th floor suite, F. reunites with A.S., A.K., J.L. and C.T. is there as well
according to other sources, below are funny things of the night (mostly B.'s actions and words):
~ B.S. making spongebob macaroni
~ B. telling C.T. he would totally eat her out if they were going out
~ B. and his pickup lines of how hes not that cool
~ B. & F. making penguin sounds while watching happy feet (B.: MUMBLES!! F.: HES SO FAT!) and A.K. turning the sound down until B. noticed 2 minutes later
~ according to B., that man totally hated him hahaha
~ B. yelling about jai ho and J.L. hearing, oops
~ F. calling A. alexander
~ B. & F. snugly fitting in the v small couch

MONDAY
no class because its labor day!
F. wakes up around 8 am to find that A.K. and C.T. are still up and that she is suspended in air and as B. isnt waking up she rolls off, figures out that its freezing and takes B.'s bed
waking up for the second time, F. is confused as to where she was, seeing the beautiful scenic view of the outside and wonders if shes still in college...
in fact, she is, and J.L. comes back to remind her
good job J.L. for moving away from freshman year and towards soph, according to the pair's conversation over grapes
with J.L.'s departure, F. moves to A.S. and A.K.'s bedroom for philosophical conversations with A.K. over scenery, chocolate chip cookies, and the introduction of hand banana (TONIGHT...YOU.)
B.&F. downstairs with B. enjoying a cigarette while F. is barefoot
B. finally wakes up around 2 and they all watch the end of happy feet, eat chicken, B. finishes his drink, and they all watch white chicks
in the late afternoon, B. and F. spotted down on main street (cigarettes and snickers at happy harry's and coffee at dunkin of course)

to summarize, not a freshman, not yet a sophomore
yes, that was inspired by the britney spears song
till next week...

xoxo G.G.
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summer week 13: last week of summer '09 :( [Aug. 30th, 2009|07:09 pm]
[Pretty... | amused]
[Oh hey, listen to |i've got a feeling - black eyed peas]

the title says it all...

MONDAY
F. and K. working out, using the showers at south shore fitness for the first time ever
then district 9 at K.'s theatre
later that night, a quest for the movie waiting...
since oside blockbuster didnt have it, A.R. didnt have it (F. and K. spotted trying to get barney the possum's help to wake him up), and even T.T. didn't have it (he had still waiting)
when K. went home, F. made the boys omelettes and watched T.T. play the new batman arkham game

TUESDAY
off to the pet store for K. and F. to buy some food for madame de pompadour
and fye to finally purchase waiting and K.'s fave adventureland
off to the beach to meet up with C.B. and S.D., then D.S. and T.T. came to play as well,
F. loving up the football and decided she was a good defense
later, K. and F. eating outback's macaroo and string beans yum
then off to the last bridgeview of the summer,
F. redeems herself getting a 21 bracelet and getting K. many "funs" (cryptoniq), making friends with E. who gave her a drink that if F. was the bartender she wouldve named cotton candy (absolut vanilla plus coke), scoring 2 drinking cards, using one to get herself the last PP (patron and pineapple) of the year thanks to M. the bartender for being very liberal with the pouring
K. and M.N. leaving early, F. was literally the last one out of the club minus the people who worked there, how symbolic

WEDNESDAY
F. and K. savoring the last few days they have with each other,
hanging out to watch waiting (K. loved it!) and later that night adventureland over watermelon, cookies, ham, and turkey meatloaf

THURSDAY
F. and K. doing their last workout of the summer
K. is inspired by R. the trainer who gave them a nutrition class-esque lesson
then heading off to waldbaums to buy cupcake mixes, frosting, candy letters, and frosting to make treats for L.S., T.T. and D.S.
at K.'s, mama D. and K. bonding over their favorite old songs
meanwhile the magma brownies baked and K. was a pastry artist making such master pieces as 'britney' and the smiley face remniscient of the watchmen logo
before leaving, F. and K. pulling the ultimate 'got-em' to bro B.D. who totally fell for looking at the middle finger on the cupcake
arriving at the guys' house, they loved the treats, everyone minus F. used ice in the b while F. watched family guy and enjoyed a corona
later that night, C.C. and F. on the boardwalk catching up
and a 5 am wakeup so F. could say bye to the broja going off to college they grow up so fast...

FRIDAY
mallin' time for K. and F. so sad, hitting up places such as h&m, urban, forever 21, etc.
F.'s last night in town,
K.,M. and F. hang at L.S.,D.S.,T.T.'s naturally
team jason stackhouse beating the reigning champs of T.T. and A.C.
N.C. was also there and went on a girls' trip to on the run for red cups
F. and K. in prometheus listening to 99 luftballoons 

and thats goodbye new york, hello newark...

see you in delaware kiddies,

xoxo G.G.

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summerweek 12: second to last week of summer OH GOSH [Aug. 24th, 2009|03:44 am]
[Pretty... | cheerful]
[Oh hey, listen to |the silence]

and the kids just keep playing
yep no stopping them...

MONDAY
after picking up D.K. from babylon, F.&K.+D. went west to the cabana to meet up with A.C. and S.H. who were the only girls there
anyway, F. fulfilled her dream of dancing on the bar to 'bad things' by jace everett
both S.H.s at the bar tried to hookup with F., even though one S.H. is a girl, a girl who doesnt count it as cheating against her bf if shes hooking up with a girl sillysillysilly S. that is why we love her
D.K. in the meanwhile, is hitting it off with M.H., S.H. the bartender claims he saw them in the bathroom working it, and that M. has a big penis
S.H. the guy one lives up to his jason-stackhouse-status manwhoreness and hooks up with some random girl, then A.C. then tries on KDF funny
F. making friends with brothers M. and B. who spoke of their lacrosse skills, as well as a J. and a D. and a D. and a L., D. and L. both noticing her wooden catholic bracelet strangely enough

TUESDAY
off to the beach for KDF with some bagels from the bagel club
K. gets a beach party started as she calls up not only her bro B.D., but also D.S. who brings W. and L.S. comes over as well, and lets not forget B.S. with B.B. and E.T. so many friends together how adorable
B.D. does not understand that F. does not want to play gay chicken but then explains that it is physically impossible for F. to play the game as she is not male
later in the afternoon, while K. was at work, F. and D. hangout at her house
then dinner for F.,D., and the D. family to visit K. at said work
after dinner, F. and D. walking over to lido kosher deli at L.S. and D.S.' work where F. got some free potato knishes scooooore
then it was off to LDT's home for some hanging out
while D. hung out with D., F. bonds over superheroes with T.T. and they watch the wonderwoman movie
B.G. makes an appearance, and K. comes with outback food to T.T.'s joy and delight
while the guys went off to J.'s pool party, KDF went off to bridgeview of course being that it is a tuesday night
B.B. came to hangout with KDF and hes brought some bacardi dragonberry oh joy
irish boys were there and it was a sad moment when they realized that they were going back to the homeland v soon
M., who is R.O.'s manager boss actually, tells F. that R. says things about her huh
also, F. learns new irish phrases, tonight being "kiss my ass"
up in the vip, K.&F. spotting a familiar crew down there,
F. comes downstairs to bring them a ketel one with pineapple and orange juice and red bull concoction only to realize that the crew of O.W., Z.T., P.A. and co. already left for dunkin donuts munchkins

WEDNESDAY
before K. and F.'s workout the couple were spotted at the 24 hour oceanside bagel splitting a chicken caesar sandwich, safe or no?
F. spending quality time with daddy dearest at yummyyummy cheating as she ate sushi that was supposed to be only for him
after some true blood for F. and W.G., K. and F. went off to do some nightly activities
they were spotted at the coyote where A.C.'s friend A. told them to walk towards the parking lot
F. calls it oooo yeah secret entrance
at the coyote, F. and K. meet the acquaintance of one S. the bartender who at first doesnt really care but then makes a great effort to 'hangout' with F., despite the couple's claims that they are lesbian lovers how rude what if they really were?
nevertheless, he enjoys the twisted cherry stems and the olive eating and that he is giving out many free drinks, and that F. and K. are F. the bouncer's 'little sisters' or 'F.'s angels' as he likes to call them
oh and ps J. the owner of coyote personally came up to F. and K. to ask them what they thought of the place OHOHOH JOY
F. rollin in the free shots especially that free patron within the first hour such an accomplishment
funny quotes of the night:
~ K.: this story is one to tell our children
~ F.: im not down to hangout at 3 in the morning
   S. the bartender: its 130 am, not 3
   F.: it will be...
~ S. the bartender ripped his pants

THURSDAY
after lots of supernatural,
F. went off with K., M.N. and K.'s movie friend M.C. to see 500 days of summer
then later in the night, saying hi to everyone they knew that were there for inglorious basterds such as L.S. with M.K., T.T., D.S., D.S., C.W., M.C. etc.

FRIDAY
off to the post office for F. who hasnt been there since that class trip in 2nd grade

SATURDAY
off to LTD for the night ooooo yeah
team jason stackhouse was waning however so sad
happy birthday to M.C.
team shirtless got beat by team rugrats

SUNDAY
the witch's brew for KMF and S.D.
a chill night
except for the fact that true blood was on so exciting

next week = last week of summer. fasten your seatbelts, its gonna be a bumpy ride...


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summer week 11: typical summer. thats a good thing. [Aug. 17th, 2009|09:14 pm]
[Oh hey, listen to |renegade - styx]

typically summer week but thats a good thing...

MONDAY

workout for K.&F. of course
true blood for F. and W.G. thats about it for the night

TUESDAY
spotted: K.&F. at their second home, roosevelt field
making the usual stops from macys to urban outfitters to bloomingdales to betsey johnson
F. inspired by louis vuitton's fall 2009 rtw collection, purchases a green paisley dress, while K. buys lola by marc jacobs, 'daisy's big sister'
F. is daisy, K. is lola
later that afternoon, J.S. and F. head off to J.K. and S.C.'s birthday celebration at nick's pizzeria in rvc
F. spotted asking G.P. about slutty dutch girls and if that was a myth
in the evening, F. picked up by B.B. heading to K.'s for some pregaming before bridgeview
the irish guys minus D. bc he went back to the homeland, taught F. more irish phrases oh she is ready to take on dublin
some "singer superstar" named monica leigh did one song on the stage and no one cared
spotted: M.S. and A.C. on the dancefloor, did we see a kiss between them? too bad A.C. you had your chance months ago and threw it away
E. is gonna play bartender next summer good thing F. already knows him
W.M. hanging near the bar with F.M. and that crew how funny
B.S., A.R., and B.'s tulane friends spotted dancing crazily near the vip gazebos

WEDNESDAY
blockbuster
for F. and K. renting i love you man, the onion movie, and some kristen stewart film
they get rewarded by an appearance from M.M. who was blasting lady gaga and other club music
F. immediately texts N.E. to tell him the good news
after K. and F.'s daily workout, F. plays guitar hero and bonding with the brother,
then supernatural with W.G.
in other news, K. does a blast from the past, F. saw it coming

THURSDAY
K. and F. movie night watching i love you, man and playing with kitten sookie then hearing stories about chris the hippie from daddy D.
then true blood and supernatural with W.G. this is such a routine...

FRIDAY
K. and F. at A.R., playing as team jason stackhouse while A.R. and O.F. played against them
team jason stackhouse finishing up the night with a beautiful win, getting 2 cups in consecutively

SATURDAY
K., D.K., and F. eating bagels outside of K.'s house, K. agrees its weird bc its not 4 am
V.A. drops off K.'s baby and gives them a ride to the beach what a gentleman
K.D.F. meeting up with N.R. and M.K. playing in the waves they love it
K.D.F. then heading off to the movies to see the time traveler's wife
and after beer purchasing it was off to L.S. for some quality pong
F. in that dress that D.K. loved on someone else, the boys notice that shes not wearing her cartoon-character outfit of denim shorts and cowboy boots, note that the boys are noticing fashion...
D. and D. totally hit it off, F. loves up D.'s bandanas, A.B. is also at the party what a surprise, F. confronts Z. on not putting up those facebook pictures, M.K. and F. love up the pussycat dolls, M.C. comes later in the night and wins a pong game with F., team jason stackhouse dominates against that girl and the girl who plays pong like its basketball, K.D.F. play with a mirror, L.S. says that F. is always the best dressed at his parties, win
K. and D. go home, K. doesnt even remember how, F. gets home and becomes V. to W.G.'s delight, or not

SUNDAY
K. and F. hanging out to watch the onion movie
K. plays food show network star and creates another kristen's creation consisting of homemade chocolate chip cookies, vanilla and pistachio gelato and sprinkles, then root beer later
F. totally tempted to play but decided not to as the major would never approve...

thats it see ya next week,

xoxo G.G.

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summweek 10: double digits yo [Aug. 9th, 2009|11:20 pm]
[Pretty... | sleepypoo]
[Oh hey, listen to |secret door - arctic monkeys]

another summery week for everyone,
minus the pot for F. sadly enough

MONDAY
F. and K. working out of course
then it was off to L.S.' where D.S., M.B. were for some team jason stackhouse-ing
sadly enough, its one of team J.S.' off days, since the only win for them that night was that one time K. got 6+ balls in a row
later that night, due to K.'s burn injury, F. and L.S. made pancakes
F. made the batter by eye, since boys had no measuring cups and L. flipped the pancakes

TUESDAY
F. plays food network tv show star and makes an amazing lunch fit for rachel ray using chicken, lettuce, sauces, and other healthy things
later that night, K. and F. enjoying an outback meal of ribs, cheeseburger, fries, and that brown bread at K.'s
oh wait its bridgeview night !
so it was off across the bridge, with the most important point of the night being that F. was spotted redeeming herself due to the very kind bouncer letting her have that yellow bracelet for the night
thats right bitches 21+ booya
F. got a henneberry (hennessy and cranberry juice)
S. the bartender is the nicest giving F. $5 drinks that shouldve cost $10
the irish boys D. and C. plus their boston friend E. but minus R. oh no
L.P., N.G., and M.N. werent allowed into the vip section upstairs tension tension
good news though F. and K. met that dj that is the voice of every bridgeview night
M. gets in the mood so F. and K. leave with her
at home, F. and W.G. catch up on true blood

WEDNESDAY
of course F. and K. are working out, but this time, F. getting creeped out after hearing that news story about the creeper guy who shot a bunch of girls at his gym since he didnt get laid since 1990, scary.
at the witches' brew F. finds A.B.M. coming out from the cafe, then B.R. smoking outside finds F. and it is a small world indeed
as inside, K.,L.,M. find N.G.,L.R.,T.M.
more true blood and supernatural for W. and F.
F. and D.R. bonding time as they stay up together and talk about life and boys oh sisters

THURSDAY
thursday night is chill night as K. and F. were spotted at 7-11 not buying beer, instead bought root beer and then going to see the ugly truth at the raceway

FRIDAY
an even chiller night as F. and K. stay in, F. packing for college, K. getting out from work
thats how cool they are, they dont let the days run what theyre doing oh yeah

SATURDAY
F. in the early afternoon, spotted getting the special treatment from V.
with F. and K. being such valued customers, V. has no problem giving F. a sample of caipirinha, a drink originating from brazil
and V.'s bottle actually had real limes in it, new mojitos much?
anyway, this is why F. and K. are never going to change where they buy
F., S.D., and C.B. at walgreen's buying shampoo and other items to coverup the liquor run
after, F. seen at the beach with M.C. and his friends K. and D.
L.S. happens to be on the beach with D.S. and N.C. and they meet up for some football, with a big thank you to trainer B. for teaching F. to not throw like such a little girl
congratulations to K. who not only got heinekens from on the run despite being underage, but he also came in drunk to buy them, what a champ
after a beer in a lime green cup, F. went home for some nappage
later that evening, F. meeting up with M.C.,L.S.,D.S.,N.C. again at L.'s with the addition of T.T. and his bffl A.
birthday party at J.R.'s...remember birthday parties you went to when you were a little kid and everyone had party hats and played pin the tail on the donkey and hit the pinata and musical chairs?
well it was like that, but with pizza and beer and drinking games such as flipcup and chandelier and pong,
not to mention the coffee in the end being patron xo cafe in little chilled cups thank you mr. R. how cool of him
B.G. drops in from amsterdam, S.G.'s reveals his real first name, T.T. doesnt want to give away a little story that happened a week ago (too bad D.S. gave it away haha), F. really should be a masseuse, M.C. really wants to be a werewolf maybe, and T.T. and J.R. talk about superhero comics
the party moves to M.H.'s where J.,M.D.,M.H.,E.L.,M.H. are just hanging out
M.H. the guy owning the house, isnt even present as he was sexing inside the house
E.L. totally doesnt believe F.'s real age and calls her cowboy girl
K. was gonna go home but heard the fun sounds and stayed
J.G. is a champ driving down at the right time and giving them rides home
 
SUNDAY
F. has a blast grocery shopping. things on the list: tofu, grilled chicken, ginger teriyaki dressing, hummus, green beans, carrots, and oh, sun-in
late evening, K. and F. spotted at the 24 hour cvs pharmacy buying planners and books of things and black nail polish
then dunkin donuts for coolattas, free doughnuts and frozen cappuccinos

the schoolyear is approaching
while the miami kids have 2 weekends left,
delawarians have 3
oh gosh

till next week,
xoxo G.G.

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9th week of summer: fun stuff as usual, F.'s last week of hanging out with the mauve avenger [Aug. 3rd, 2009|03:35 pm]
[Pretty... | calm]
[Oh hey, listen to |cornerstone - the arctic monkeys]

lets make this quick shall we?

MONDAY
F. at the doctor's for her ppd (purified protein derivative) test
it involved needles, she was so excited

TUESDAY
F. and K. at the gym in the evening, on the arctrainers F. loving spongebob while K. watched the yankee game
amazed at the woman and her bf carrying her little bag she was truly the highlight of the gym night
then it was off to bridgeview of course, it was italian night so all the guidos were out buying zeppoles
a bunch of kids at bview tn, M.G. was hanging with them, C.C. and his crew of M.K. and J.L. and some guys from the south plus one from new jersey
E.E. was there whatthefuck, F. got away via the i-gotta-go-to-the-bathroom excuse
free patron again, despite her lack of bracelet for that night, and to top it all off, being friendly to the bartender meant he poured definitely more than a shot in that PP (patron and pineapple)
M.N. was a little drunk from pregaming with N.G., E.P., L.R.
irish guys K. and S. impressed at F.'s ability to speak gaelic
W.K. tells F. a juicy little secret about a newly formed couple
speaking of W.K. she fought C.D. for spilling a drink on her, and C.D. makes such a big deal out of it that C.'s the one who gets carried out by the bouncers
later at mcdonalds, B.B. and F. ordering their favorites, and round 2 of the W. v. C. fight happens, C.'s friends dont do anything, the coppers had to come and break it up, meow

WEDNESDAY
L.V. birthday of ice cream cake mm
after, a very ocean-themed diner for diner food

THURSDAY
C.J.B. and F. at the beach catching up as C. has been gone for a month being a world citizen in peru , eating sandwiches and fruits and C. being mean to the seagulls
visiting K.L. the lifeguard, G.M. was also there, and so were L.S. and his brother Z.
later, gymtime for K. and F.
then showers then the mauve avenger then a ride down west for chocolate marshmallow italian ices
this is where the bad part starts...
F. and K. TEAM JASON STACKHOUSE DOMINATION
especially when F. gets extra horrible and does silly things
according to N.L., it was funny how good F. became once she got wrecked
but not as silly as those obnoxious girls that seemed a bit too territorial at L.S.'s house what is their problem?
pot count: I
beach count: I

FRIDAY
F. and K. meeting up the morning after for their daily talk about last night
at the laurel K. having a grilled caesar wrap and F. with a laurel melt
sharing stories and reading out texts "i wont let him touch you i promise" haha oh K.
and looks like F.'s sitting this night out, still shocked at last night's festivities and revelries

SATURDAY
due to a strange turn of events, F. wakes up at 1 pm to C.J.B.'s phone call inviting her to come to ALL POINTS WEST with him for the day
guess whos playing there...THE ARCTIC MONKEYS
F. of course leaps at the opportunity and takes the train, the subway, and the ferry to liberty state park in her urban gray tank, ae denim shorts, and cowboy boots, i only tell you this because its important
playing zac and vanessa enjoying the music, they get some free swag, mingle with the electric touch (F. gets a picture with C.L. and he comments on how her hair is nice, love), eat a million twixlettes (anorexic twix) and then wait for the arctic monkeys to start playing
playing the faves such as fluorescent adolescent, d is for dangerous, this house is a circus, i bet you look good on the dancefloor, and new ones such as cornerstone, potion approaching, F. loved every minute, even though the girls that were there to see tool were muddying up her whole outfit
when F. and C. got out of the stage area, everyone eyeing their state as F. is covered past her knees in mud and C. is barefoot and muddy
just mud all around
butterfly fries and free ice cream samples and mcdonalds later it was off back home
F. doing surgery on her cowboy boots in critical condition from the concert
F. and W.G. also exchanging playlists that were themselves

SUNDAY
workout in the morning for F. and K. as always
F. gets the taylor momsen hair she wanted,
you could not turn F. away from the new true blood,
K. and B.R. hangout for the night

kk bye,
xoxo G.G.

p.s.
so lets tally up all those times of high-ness this summer: 25

wow. that's roughly 3 days a week on average. good job!


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on the 8th week of summer my true love gave to me, a week of straight partying. [Jul. 27th, 2009|02:24 am]
[Pretty... | fuck yeah]
[Oh hey, listen to |sexy bitch - david guetta f. akon]

MONDAY
F. and K. at the gym of course.
later that night, K. at the outback getting stood up by 2 fat women. this whole bill-skipping situation will reverberate throughout the week as K. really cannot believe it happened.
evening activities call for F., K., and S.H. off to the west end bars,
starting off at the whale's tale where M. the bridgeview bartender legit called out F. when she had no idea how he knew her
next it was off to the beach house where the trio sipped on margaritas 
lets talk about observations now shall we...
- F.'s wearing those american eagle dark denim shorts with cowboy boots combo that she wore that time she was at a cleveland party with B.S. and D.S. and danced on the bar and got moneys for it, can we say foreshadowing
- also, compliments from that guy sitting on the chair that F. was leaning on because he really liked her ass and gave it high marks
- S. claiming that she hooked up with S.W. the week before
- K.'s got the moneyz for those margaritas yo
- all the girls playing dj for the night, everyone freaking out bc K. picked a song everyone loves
- F. decides to do the whole bar thing again, getting up there and getting mad moneys while mrs officer played by lil wayne. oh also all the girls left

TUESDAY

oh yes it is bridgeview night
guests in attendance include F., K., R.O., C.R., N.B., S.L., N.E., C.A., A.K., etc.
knowing the bartenders and other connections really is such a blessing,
not only did F. get free/mad cheap drinks, she most importantly got tickets that let her have any drink she wanted at the bar, of course she opted for a patron and pineapple. she's naming it a PP.
some girls spotted dancing on stage, F. takes a tumble fall down from grace oh shit
that bruise is gonna be there for a bit...
R.O. is a gentleman and walks K. and F. home

WEDNESDAY
surprise K. and F. working out
evening activity #1: KLF watching harry potter and the half blood prince for the second time
evening activity #2: K. and F. meeting up with S.H. and M.N. at L.S.' for a chill party
walking in on a pong game of team skins (L.S. and B.G.) against team no-name (M.K. and someone)
F. and K. as team jason stackhouse of course, burning up the tourney and when radar by britney spears played all the girls loved it up.
when biggie played, B.G. tries to say that this is 'a chill house' and that biggie was totally ruining that
F. plays nurse to M.C. who is just passed out on the couch, she feeds him water from a martini glass while that guy who looks like a guido and no one knows watches and says that he should get drunk so pretty girls would take care of him, um okay stop.
M. outside chillin out
S. is not chill, shes got D.S. to talk to B.G. about hookup round 2. looks like hes not down tonight, bc he has a gf. but then why didnt that stop him the first time?
all the boys decide that theyre going to the beach so off they went, some of them might have gone skinny dipping
then someone thought it was a good idea to go to B.G.'s house more than 5 blocks away to sit in his jacuzzi
so of course everyone follows along at 4 am
so theres everyone from the party in B.'s jacuzzi, F. is peerpressured to go in as well
then later walking home with M.C. on the boardwalk when they find mad moneys, were talking $50+
they decide that its only fair that they spend it together...

THURSDAY
F. and K. at ayy caramba to catch up on each other's lives (7 hours separated from each other)
F. waits at coldstone for M.C. while hanging out with A.F. and J.R. who are kites at the moment and fill her in on some v. important info...
at yummy yummy, M.C. and F. enjoying spicy tuna rolls, miso soup, and chicken and brocolli recalling last night's events, paying with that person's moneys
then off to the smoke shop bc M.C. wanted his camels and F. found chewy gobstoppers what a great find
off to L.S.' where F. cleans up, J.B. very generously provides, and the whole crew entertain themselves with a pack of cards and a fan
K. and F. playing pong as team jason stackhouse, F. is infinity times better when playing with K.

FRIDAY

oh yeah another workout for KF
nightly activities: F. hanging out with W.G. bc hes home alone
then off to L.S.' again again, yep 3rd night in a row
M.K. is truly an amazing creature
F., M., M.C., nameless-guido in the living room checking out the playboy centerfolds book, what a great coffee book
K. and S.G. spotted having a biggie rap off while others wanted to replace the biggie with pussycat dolls yes really
W.K. and A.S. came and F. and K. were so happy for W. being there
it was girls vs girls when team jason stackhouse played against team W. and A., team jason stackhouse of course with a stunning victory
N.L. slapped F.'s ass then ran into D.S.' room bc he knew she would chase him inside to reprimand him, then proceeded to try and kiss her. for the record, it was a failure.
for some reason, F. wanted to go with Z.S. to go pick up something in his house, which ended in F. taking a block long journey and having a conversation about culture and latina passion that she will never ever be able to recollect how sad
so theyre all going back to the beach, F. and K. called it a night but not before stopping by B.'s to pick up F.'s forgotten calvin klein leather cuff bracelet

SATURDAY
at pet supplies plus, F., K., and mama D. check out the kittens
ending the day with the adoption of little black bombay sookie
in the evening, F. and K. go to A.R.'s for some pong
team jason stackhouse for the first time in a long time, lose to team 25-year-olds A. and O.F.
F.P. totally hitting on F. as evident in his comments "you are engineered for pure evil, you can tell from your hair and your eyes" and that for a living, he makes "erotic maps" oookay then
after 2 losses, team jason stackhouse follow A., O., F.P., M.H., J. to the west end bars where they get inside trainor's
oh hey guess who's bartending tonight, thats right its the beach house's own S.W. who asks F. where she came from as apparently she popped out from nowhere and makes comments while F. isnt listening like "dont act like were not gonna makeout later" what
F. testing the company that shes in and apparently 20+ year olds can pay for more expensive drinks bc she got an 1800 and pineapple (no patron at the bar, lame)
E.E. is pretty much latched onto F. despite K.'s attempts to get rid of him
making friends with J. the bouncer outside
F. meeting that girl in the bathroom that is so infamous for genital herpes
back at A.'s F. and K. eating ravioli but moreso F.
many heart to heart conversations for F. and K. tonight
also, boys that text for no reason is the theme of the night

SUNDAY
working out
while watching the mummy 2, F. is in heaven
errands such as gas and bank and K. goes off to work while F. loiters away waiting for true blood
it is truly a day of rest, thank God.

till next week,

xoxo G.G.
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summer week lucky number slevin 7 [Jul. 20th, 2009|11:04 am]
[Pretty... | weewoo]
[Oh hey, listen to |drunken sailor - irish sea shanty]

MONDAY
F.'s back from the south!
working out with K., then some funtimes later in the night, B.D. is a gentleman and plays chauffeur
pot count: I

TUESDAY
after pg in the pv and F.'s homemade jello shots it was off to
bridgeview night starring LMFAO, the pair that brought us all i'm in miami bitch and B.B. and F.'s personal fave, i am not a whore
turns out theyre kind of douches and they leave right after their performance, F.'s front and center btw
up in the vip, two guys (D. and B.) ask F. what ethnicity she is, when they found out that F. is a SIF, they ask her if she realizes how hot she is
F.,B.B.,K.,R.O. used the mauve avenger and then went off to mcdonalds
F. freaking out bc she thought she lost blair waldorf
pot count: II

WEDNESDAY
F. and K. spotted in the city, meeting up with mama D. for some world famous joe's pizzeria
then off to jekyll and hyde for a pint of beer
some shopping at h&m

THURSDAY
workout in the morning for F. and K.
later in the evening, M. and K. on the boardwalk running into T. from church and S.L. makes F. feel better about the whole drugtesting situation
at K.'s to play with the mauve avenger then B.S. is the nicest again and drives them to 24 hour bagel
pot count: III

FRIDAY
F. and K. at it again, so gymming it
F. and D. watching spongebob to their heart's content

SATURDAY
F.,D., and mama R. at the boardwalk fair checking out the goods which really ended up being native jewelry, finger puppets, etc
F. and M. on the 226 to penn station, a stop at union square for american eagle check pickup
and it was off on the n train to coney island for the siren music festival
where the likes of japandroids, grand duchy, bear hands, built to spill, the blue van played
F. and M. listened while eating their $1 fries, F. got more bc she was adjusting her cheetah dress
also sipping on some bacardi grand milon and malibu added to the free drinks being given out
in front of the train station, F. and M. come across 2 sets of 3 irish guys, none related to the other
D. thought that F. wasnt underage, F. impressed them with her gaelic phrase of going to the toilet ha
F. gets picked up by K. and it was off to the west end to hangout with A.R. and F.R.
mauve avenger was too big to bring, K. and F. were gonna bar it up but K. got into a little scrape and tumbled into A.'s bushes
off to the 24 hour bagel why do K. and F. always end up there
getting hollered at by mad guys as they walked past the bars, one of them K. approved of bc he was a surfer and it was sweet
the latino guys at the 24 hour bagel talking shit in spanish again. yawn.
K. thought F. wasnt real, due to a dream she just remembered
she also had an epiphany that F.'s nickname is T.
pot count: IIII

SUNDAY
F. watching spongebob refusing to leave the house bc they were new episodes
at K.'s, F. and K. not with the mauve avenger, watching true blood and eating outback food of chicken quesadillas with chocolate chip cookies and chocolate covered strawberries
you know F. has "purchased liquor for the weekend" when she eats 4 chocolate covered strawberries
due to a text, F. walked home in a potsdam lacrosse shirt and her orange aerie pajama shorts
while K. makes a film called "a night at the movies"
pot count: IIII

thats it for this week,
5 pot wowow really rolling here
till next week!

xoxo G.G.

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summweek 6: F. and D's DISNEY WORLD adventures. [Jul. 16th, 2009|04:55 am]
[Pretty... | accomplished]
[Oh hey, listen to |stella by starlight - rick bogart]

you know it.

MONDAY - magic kingdom
in line for the jungle cruise, F. notices mad looks on her cowboy boots which makes sense since everyone at disney wears sneakers or crocs
D.'s first pirates ride, F.'s 50th
F. loving up the haunted mansion
getting to eat the krusty krab for lunch, at least thats what it looked like
doing hte usual fantasy land rides, its a small world, peter pan, snow white, winnie the pooh
F. and D. playing the buzz lightyear game and being amazing

TUESDAY - epcot
F. and D. loving their epic earth pics
mission: space worst ride ever, at least mac from csi was the team captain
B.B. informs F. of next week's bridgeview guests, lmfao
and it is world countries time, F. doing repeat pictures of mexico while sipping on a margarita in norway then stopping at germany, italy, and france
in france, getting creeped on by a C.A. from saint tropez who already decided that F. was going to visit him in st. tropez. and that he was going to visit he in college. like i said, BIG creeper
souvenir shopping later at the same store where F. went drunk shopping with K. last year

WEDNESDAY - hollywood studios
the movie ride - F. was trying to call out what was happening, well she was wrong, the villain was a cowboy, not a gangster
at star tours, boring and like mission space
F. and D. having way too much fun in "nyc" and "san francisco" and the singing in the rain umbrell
spotted: the red power ranger along with the others right ouside the stunt show entrance, p.s. red ranger has a nice ass
BANANAS = tower of terror
F. is nostalgic on the bench outside the candy store
later that night, D. films F. in the tub, swear its not a porno

THURSDAY - animal kingdom
F. loving up the okapi in the kiliminjaro safaris
feeling bad for the gorilla in the pangani exploration trails
in rafiki's planet watch, F. spotted being bffs with none other than pocahontas who talked about her boys john smith and john rolf. how she heard that in new york they had buildings as tall as trees and that she lived in jamestown virginia and even asked F. if she was sacajawea and braided her hair the way F. did
lunch at the yak & yeti, F. reminiscing further in her disney adventures with K. last may
expedition everest starring F. and D., THREE times. they loved it

FRIDAY - magic kingdom (again)
oh gosh the pirates ride, again, never gets old
the haunted mansion is so sadly closed
at the hall of the presidents, did you know that GW bush wore cowboy boots to his inauguration?
the animatronic robot president obama is actually a very new addition to the interactive show

SATURDAY
going back north, F. contemplates buying K. a confederate flag keychain at south of the border
K. wouldve loved it
F. also buying some fun fireworks to play with
F.'s chewing a particular gum that is familiar to her, so familiar that she told him about it via text, oh gosh


SUNDAY
F. is back in lbeach!!
despite coming home aroun 130, F. found herself hanging with K., M.N., and S.D. around 2
spotted heading to the west end in the tedward mobile
looks like they all played xibit by pimping someone's ride...

obviously more to come, and next week LMFAO!

xoxo G.G.
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